Romance is dead Page 6

Quote: ian_w @ July 6 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Right, from now on I'm going to drink away all my gf's wages and then piss on her when I eventually get in.

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Quote: ian_w @ July 6 2008, 1:23 AM BST

I'm like Cassanova I am.

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Although this may not be historically accurate it has restored my faith in romance.

Quote: sootyj @ July 7 2008, 1:45 PM BST

It's ok, it's his only funny film.

I saw it first, and was whacked with the hammer of disapointment through the next 3.

Albiet there were a few good bits in Happy Gilmore.

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Happy Gilmore is great, but I hate Adam Sandler films so it it confusing.

Punchdrunk Love is a very good film. His only good one.

Quote: Aaron @ July 6 2008, 12:15 AM BST

So come on, I'm waiting to hear, what's her reasoning to all of this?

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Twas more complicated than the plot of the last episode of Dr. Who. Anyway all over now, we've moved on to arguing over other things.

Well that's good (?) anyway!

Bloody feminism! *shakes fist*

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 4:29 PM BST

Well that's good (?) anyway!

Bloody feminism! *shakes fist*

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I feel a lecture coming on. Everybody run for it!

Quote: Charly @ July 7 2008, 5:15 PM BST

I feel a lecture coming on. Everybody run for it!

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It's alright we'll fast foward him, thats why the buttons were installed.

Why did you have to install a spellchecker also?

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 7 2008, 5:31 PM BST

Why did you have to install a spellchecker also?

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We had a space where the brain should go and only had a pack of orange tick task and a diet coke so we don't like to see wasted space.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2008, 8:48 AM BST

The feeling is quite mutual... I respect you like my Grandad.

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But you told me you hated him!

Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 4:29 PM BST

Well that's good (?) anyway!

Bloody feminism! *shakes fist*

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That's not what you normally shake at feminists.

>_<

Does it cure them?

So what have we learned from this thread boys and girls? The best way to keep a girl is to actively hold doors closed when they want to go through them. Then tell them a joke and piss on them.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 8 2008, 4:16 PM BST

So what have we learned from this thread boys and girls? The best way to keep a girl is to actively hold doors closed when they want to go through them. Then tell them a joke and piss on them.

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Strange because that technique doesn't work well for me...maybe I show to much guilt when I do it.

Quote: Perry Nium @ July 8 2008, 4:16 PM BST

So what have we learned from this thread boys and girls? The best way to keep a girl is to actively hold doors closed when they want to go through them. Then tell them a joke and piss on them.

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Mmmm.
I want you so much right now.

Quote: zooo @ July 8 2008, 4:19 PM BST

Mmmm.
I want you so much right now.

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