Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2008, 10:51 AM BSTIf you go near my knees... you can feel my nipples.
Bloody flip!!!!
Romance is dead Page 5
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 5 2008, 11:50 PM BSTWhy aren't men allowed to be romantic any more - like in the movies. Humphf. I got told of for taking my girlfriend for a meal where we went on our first date, and then back to the house for rose petals on the bed, chocolate fondue and strawberries, and then a trip up a glass bottomed lift up the spinnaker tower last valentine's day. Haven't heard the end of it since. And last week got reprimanded for opening a door for her. Sigh.
Your not kidding Romance is dead.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 7 2008, 10:52 AM BSTBloody flip!!!!
No more mini skirts for me! 
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 5 2008, 11:50 PM BSTWhy aren't men allowed to be romantic any more - like in the movies. Humphf. I got told of for taking my girlfriend for a meal where we went on our first date, and then back to the house for rose petals on the bed, chocolate fondue and strawberries, and then a trip up a glass bottomed lift up the spinnaker tower last valentine's day. Haven't heard the end of it since. And last week got reprimanded for opening a door for her. Sigh.
She was probably annoyed by having to clean the rose petals, chocolate fondue smears and strawberry juice off her bed. Especially the last two. Imagine having to explain that to your mum.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2008, 10:51 AM BSTIf you go near my knees... you can feel my nipples.
Here's an instructional vid for you El.
BUT FOR GOD SAKE DON'T OPEN IF AT WORK!!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2008, 10:56 AM BSTNo more mini skirts for me!
Quote: ian_w @ July 7 2008, 10:50 AM BSTCan I?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2008, 10:56 AM BSTNo more mini skirts for me!
And if you sneeze, your womb might fall out.
That is RANK Aaron! RANK!
Hahahaha!
What lurketh in that mind?!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2008, 12:13 PM BSTThat is RANK Aaron! RANK!
That's what people shout when you get your flange out.
Well, apart from "Aaron", obviously.
Why would people shout Aaron when I get my "flange" out?
Because he's a .... (snipped for taste and decency)
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 7 2008, 12:39 PM BSTBecause he's a .... (snipped for taste and decency)
See yoU Next Tuesday?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 7 2008, 12:38 PM BSTWhy would people shout Aaron when I get my "flange" out?
Are you blind, or just stupid...?
Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 12:18 PM BSTWell, apart from "Aaron", obviously.
Quote: Gavin @ July 7 2008, 10:48 AM BSTFirst time I've actually laughed at Adam Sandler...The world has gone topsie turvy.
It's ok, it's his only funny film.
I saw it first, and was whacked with the hammer of disapointment through the next 3.
Albiet there were a few good bits in Happy Gilmore.