What do you call a BSG member in a suit?
A defendant.
Knock knock! Who's there? A jokes thread. Page 4
To celebrate winning the title Sir Alex Furgeson takes the Manchester united players for a nice meal, the waiter comes over and takes his order
"ow i'll just have the chicken with beetroot sauce" the waiter asks
"and what about the vegetables?"
"ow they will just have fish and chips". (sorry ginger jesus)
What is the difference between a chav girl and a chav boy?
the chav girl has a higher sperm count.
Why is three chavs going over a cliff in a nova a terrible shame?
you can fit 4 in a anova
what do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
the bride
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
full
Why is bungy jumping so similar to going with a prossie?
if the rubber snaps you are dead.
Quote: Lewis Roberts @ May 18, 2007, 7:51 AMTo celebrate winning the title Sir Alex Furgeson takes the Manchester united players for a nice meal, the waiter comes over and takes his order
"ow i'll just have the chicken with beetroot sauce" the waiter asks
"and what about the vegetables?"
"ow they will just have fish and chips". (sorry ginger jesus)
That's an absolutely awful ripoff of the Thatcher classic!
(See Spitting Image.)
There was a death of a man at a pizza hut outlet last week...the police believe he may have topped himself
So bad, but oh so good.
Quote: Aaron @ May 18, 2007, 4:20 PMThat's an absolutely awful ripoff of the Thatcher classic!
(See Spitting Image.)
yeah i know but it worked with the plastic masked Thatcher, i had to modernise...ow who am i kidding it was poor, i shall go and do something really bad (like tell another joke).
Here's one from pop bitch that I hadn't heard before.
Q: What's the difference betweena Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
A: A Kangaroo is a marsupial and a Kangaroot is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
Q) What's the definition of a missed opportunity?
A) Not dressing everyone up like Planet Of The Apes when the Chilean miners came out.