No, I really don't.
Who are the wittiest band of all time? Page 5
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Only if you pay.
And there are seats to sit in.
Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 1:14 AM BSTOnly if you pay.
And there are seats to sit in.
Right - you're on! It's in type now so you can't back out. (Unless of course you edit it out like you have done in the past!)
10cc - just listening to a track called Ooh Effendi about Gun Running.
"Your guerillas are urban and there's bourbon on your turban and the sun shines out of your ass!"
Another funny song: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6ZernuKeUeM&feature=related
By the way, the photos were added by a fan.
Agree with SlagA and Griff. XTC by far although I do agree with the Chapman for 10CC.
Divine Comedy? Fave lyric:
"On the National Express
There's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea...
...But it's hard to get by
When your arse is the size
Of a small country"
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 10 2008, 10:43 AM BSTDivine Comedy? Fave lyric:
"On the National Express
There's a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea......But it's hard to get by
When your arse is the size
Of a small country"
"She said there's something in the woodshed.
I said baby don't be stupid get this into your sweet head there's nothing in the woodshed...
Except maybe some Wood..."
Weird Al Yankovich IS PRETTY GOOD 
"My, My this here Anakin guy may be Vader some day later but for now he's a small fry."
Zappa is great but he's been mentioned.
I'm a dirty grunger so I'm gonna vote Pixies!
"One night upon my motorcycle through the desert speadAnd smashed my body so that all my friends thought I was dead
My sister held me close and whispered to my bleeding head
"You are the son of a mother f**ker"
One two three four
I shook all night and held her hand
Chocolate people well I'll be damned
Land of plenty, land of fun
To find out I'm Nimrod's son
Oh bury me
Far away please
Bury me
Ha-haaa
The joke has come upon me"
And Weezer make me laugh too.
"I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I'd chill and settle down
When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little queer
Can't she be a little straight? "
Golide lookin chains, I know mainly a comedy band, but some dman good fundamentals,
your mothers got a penis
Goldie Lookin Chain*
Half Man Half Machine is by far their most superior track.
Ah a fan of true taste.
Oi mate your missus is a nutter
DJ Yoda is quite good.