Quote: Paul W @ July 6 2008, 7:56 PM BSTShopping, what are you 12?
I was trying to make up things I might do with my Mum, and couldn't think of any! 
I'm a bad son . . . Does sitting in semi-silence watching 'Frost' count as an activity???
Quote: Griff @ July 6 2008, 7:57 PM BSTIt's like any relationship with a woman, you want the sex, you gotta take her shopping.
Quote: Griff @ July 6 2008, 7:57 PM BSTIt's like any relationship with a woman, you want the sex, you gotta take her shopping.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 7:58 PM BSTI was trying to make up things I might do with my Mum, and couldn't think of any!
An ever so slightly depressing one, yes.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 7:58 PM BSTI was trying to make up things I might do with my Mum, and couldn't think of any!
I'm sure your mother appreciates your efforts! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 8:49 PM BSTI'm sure your mother appreciates your efforts!
Sheesh, the woman gives life to you, bringing you into existence and all that, and she expects you to call, like, every week! For the rest of her life! I mean, it's just a bit much!
I'm not such a bad son, really! Honest!!
Looks as though you had a fun day/night.
I would like to attend things like this, but I'm far, FAR too miserable!
Quote: Winterlight @ July 6 2008, 8:57 PM BSTLooks as though you had a fun day/night.
I would like to attend things like this, but I'm far, FAR too miserable!
Me too; I did consider it, but then realised I'd have to talk to people. And be nice. And make an effort. It's just not me! I'm so lonely . . .
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 8:56 PM BSTSheesh, the woman gives life to you, bringing you into existence and all that, and she expects you to call, like, every week! For the rest of her life! I mean, it's just a bit much!
Swap yours for mine! I'll call your mum and you can spend the day with my mum pretending you like burnt roast beef and hearing why the woman at 32 is a whore because she has had two male vistors in one week.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 9:01 PM BSTSwap yours for mine! I'll call your mum and you can spend the day with my mum pretending you like burnt roast beef and hearing why the woman at 32 is a whore because she has had two male vistors in one week.
Burnt roast beef! Thats would have been a delecacy when I was growing up! My Mum used to make me beans on toast, with a beefburger sat on each slice of toast. Even aged nine I realised that was a bit odd!
I had two men and a woman enter my home at different times today; does that make me a slut?
You might as well advertise yourself in a phonebox.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 9:07 PM BSTYou might as well advertise yourself in a phonebox.
Actually probably should mention we did that for him... and Aaron.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 9:07 PM BSTYou might as well advertise yourself in a phonebox.
"Short, grumpy man, for dull times and uneasy silences. And sex and stuff. If you like. Not fussed. Call me. Or don't. Up to you. I'm hungry."
Quote: dannyjb1 @ July 6 2008, 9:09 PM BSTActually probably should mention we did that for him... and Aaron.
Woah. Photos of Ruby.
She looks just how I imagined her, only younger.
Quote: zooo @ July 6 2008, 9:34 PM BSTShe looks just how I imagined her, only younger.
We only need pics of you now Zooo, youre the sites last mystery woman . . . you don't have a hump do you?