Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 6:45 PM BSTHa!
And yes, Ruby has managed to stay in the shadows before now hasn't she? Well shes gone and been exposed now; unless she hired an actor to go in her place . . .
Yes, Now all we need to do is unvail Zooo and we're sorted.
I also expecting Dave short to actually be a midget/ dwarf - it's how my mind works 
Quote: Paul W @ July 6 2008, 6:39 PM BSTAnd David looks younger than I thought too
Did you mean me or Bussell?
Quote: David Chapman @ July 6 2008, 7:22 PM BSTDid you mean me or Bussell?
You...
You get a compliment today...But mark my words... I'm watching and when you least expect it... BAM! I'm making a bad pun!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 6:45 PM BSTHa!
And yes, Ruby has managed to stay in the shadows before now hasn't she? Well shes gone and been exposed now; unless she hired an actor to go in her place . . .
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh god, what have I done....
I apologise to all who have been mentally scarred by my image (and blinded by my fashion sense) but trust me, those were the GOOD pics. It must have been hard for Paul if he imagined this gorgeous stepford wife and ended up with the secret love child of Bjork and a wishing troll.
But it was good fun. Special thanks to Danny and Otterfox who adopted me and tried hard not to laugh when I fell bum over boob in covent garden. Big hugs to Ellie, Kerry, and SlagB but not SlagA cause he never showed and broke my heart the evil bastard, and love and kisses to everyone who showed up and controlled the temptation to poke me and see if I was real or made of sticky back plastic.
Quote: SlagA @ July 5 2008, 10:08 PM BSTBig apols for not being able to get there but one Slag is enough to cope with at any one time.
EDIT: that may have been open to misinterpretation but I'm naturally referring to SlagB.
I have never met a SlagB on here..... 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 7:24 PM BSTSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh god, what have I done....
I apologise to all who have been mentally scarred by my image (and blinded by my fashion sense) but trust me, those were the GOOD pics. It must have been hard for Paul if he imagined this gorgeous stepford wife and ended up with the secret love child of Bjork and a wishing troll.
I thought you looked rather cute actually 
Err I mean... David you're old!
Awwwwwwwwww.
Good save there!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 7:24 PM BSTSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh god, what have I done....
I apologise to all who have been mentally scarred by my image
I had a stiff drink and lay down in a darkened room with a cool flannel on my forehead for a couple of hours; I think I'm about recovered now.
You were lucky. Ten weeks in hospital on a drip for me after seeing you on youtube.
The meds stop the nightmares.
Love you 
Seriously, kids could see those photos. I don't want angry letters.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 7:42 PM BSTSeriously, kids could see those photos.
Kids have crazy pass-times these days.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 6 2008, 7:42 PM BSTTen weeks in hospital on a drip for me after seeing you on youtube.
I'll have you know I am a very sexy man; my Mummy told me and she wouldn't lie.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 7:46 PM BSTI'll have you know I am a very sexy man; my Mummy told me and she wouldn't lie.
Is that when you and her were .....?
Quote: David Chapman @ July 6 2008, 7:48 PM BSTIs that when you and her were .....?
Don't turn it into something nasty please, we only ever do the normal Mother-son activities; shopping, meals out, fornication; nothing sordid.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 7:50 PM BSTDon't turn it into something nasty please, we only ever do the normal Mother-son activities; shopping, meals out, fornication; nothing sordid.
Oh sorry. That's OK then.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 6 2008, 7:50 PM BSTDon't turn it into something nasty please, we only ever do the normal Mother-son activities; shopping, meals out, fornication; nothing sordid.
Shopping, what are you 12?
