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Quote: Pete @ July 5 2008, 12:42 PM BST

I normally beat those i am up against, such is my gift.

You're Steve Redgrave, and I claim my five pounds!

Quote: Pete @ July 5 2008, 12:44 PM BST

I normally beat those i am up against, such is my gift.

A chap who doesn't post on here anymore was the first...he was very positive and inspired me to write more.

He sounds lovely.

I love it when people say it's girls who bicker and bitch...

Quote: Seefacts @ July 5 2008, 12:45 PM BST

You're Steve Redgrave, and I claim my five pounds!

Funny story - i was rowing at an event he was also rowing at...i was late and drove my Capri 1.6 Laser into the car park a bit quick and nearly killed Steve as he was getting out of his car. I think killing the Queen Mum would have been more popular at that time! Could have gotten lynched!

Quote: zooo @ July 5 2008, 12:49 PM BST

I love it when people say it's girls who bicker and bitch...

LOL Well Men love a good bitch and moan it's how we repair problem with the world we bitch and moan until someone else fixes it.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 5 2008, 12:40 PM BST

Seriously, though, some example would help.

"What did you have for your tea?"

Clearly a cheap shot at people who don't call their evening meal dinner.

:D

Quote: Griff @ July 5 2008, 12:51 PM BST

OH GO BACK TO YOUR KNITTING WOMAN

Ha!

Go back to being mature and multi-tasking.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 5 2008, 12:45 PM BST

He sounds lovely.

I dont think you got on with him...a while ago though, may be wrong!

Quote: Pete @ July 5 2008, 12:51 PM BST

Funny story - i was rowing at an event he was also rowing at...i was late and drove my Capri 1.6 Laser into the car park a bit quick and nearly killed Steve as he was getting out of his car. I think killing the Queen Mum would have been more popular at that time! Could have gotten lynched!

Fabulous bit of Ashes to Ashes boasting.

You got Limahl on the tape deck?

Boot full of Umbongo?

Quote: Pete @ July 5 2008, 12:52 PM BST

I dont think you got on with him...a while ago though, may be wrong!

Me, not getting on with people?

I'd scratch my chin but a load of dead skin would fall off.

Quote: sootyj @ July 5 2008, 12:53 PM BST

Fabulous bit of Ashes to Ashes boasting.

You got Limahl on the tape deck?

Boot full of Umbongo?

:D

A Capri though! I'd love one of those!

My Capri didn't have a tape deck...i used to wear a walkman. Was in a Bruce phase so it may have been a bit of the boss playing.
Think i had a vesta curry that night?

Quote: Seefacts @ July 5 2008, 12:55 PM BST

A Capri though! I'd love one of those!

£300 in 1990 .... only had one seat as i was a personal trainer and used to carry all my gear around in it - my dad said "get a van"....boring.

Quote: Pete @ July 5 2008, 12:57 PM BST

My Capri didn't have a tape deck...i used to wear a walkman. Was in a Bruce phase so it may have been a bit of the boss playing.
Think i had a vesta curry that night?

£300 in 1990 ....

Oh, good, I'll go back in time then.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 5 2008, 12:58 PM BST

Oh, good, I'll go back in time then.

Autotrader is less hassle.

Quote: Pete @ July 5 2008, 12:57 PM BST

My Capri didn't have a tape deck...i used to wear a walkman. Was in a Bruce phase so it may have been a bit of the boss playing.
Think i had a vesta curry that night?

£300 in 1990 .... only had one seat as i was a personal trainer and used to carry all my gear around in it - my dad said "get a van"....boring.

This jsut gets sweeter, and sweeter. Did your walk man have the base, and the metal buttons pushed down?

Were you wearing a pink pringle sweater, knotted around your kneck over a Frankie Says T shirt. And did your Capri have a Garfield stuck on the back?

Bet those backless driving gloves really gripped the wheel.

Or was it a blazer with the sleeves rolled up and a FLock of Seagulls haircut?

I was rowing so i had shell suit bottoms and a tshirt (i think it was the type you could go to a shop and have a choice of picture printed on - eagle maybe?)

oh, and my reebok pumps!

Capri had dice...but even then they were ironic.

No seagulls, i had a flat top - think Ivan Drago.

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