Go and write some porn, you know you want to.
HAAAAAPPPPPPY Independence Day!!!! Page 3
Quote: ian_w @ July 5 2008, 12:53 AM BST
Eat! You can't forget to do that!
Ha ha, I found it, first image almost, and it's actully called bonfire toffee! I thought that was just what I called it!
Also used for the coating on toffeee apples, methinx.
Quote: zooo @ July 5 2008, 1:14 AM BSTGo and write some porn, you know you want to.
But who would want to read such filth 
Anyway, isn't it called 'romance'?
Quote: ian_w @ July 5 2008, 1:04 AM BSTMore Northern than Southern though, so I'm just about classed as an 'ardo.
Hard on the outside, soft in the centre.
Quote: billwill @ July 5 2008, 1:16 AM BSTAlso used for the coating on toffeee apples, methinx.
Is it the same stuff? I swear they don't taste the same.
I don't really like toffee apples.
Quote: ian_w @ July 5 2008, 1:19 AM BSTBut who would want to read such filth
o/
Anyway, isn't it called 'romance'?
Not if you put lots of dirty hard f**king in it. 
Quote: ian_w @ July 5 2008, 1:19 AM BSTBut who would want to read such filth
Anyway, isn't it called 'romance'?
Romance is where a man sweeps a woman off her feet.
Porn is when he then plumps her down on his shiny knob.
Quote: zooo @ July 5 2008, 1:22 AM BSTI don't really like toffee apples.
Nor I. 
Quote: zooo @ July 5 2008, 1:22 AM BSTNot if you put lots of dirty hard f**king in it.
Quote: Aaron @ July 5 2008, 1:24 AM BSTRomance is where a man sweeps a woman off her feet.
Porn is when he then plumps her down on his shiny knob.
I do love you guys! Now that's romance!
I spent most of the day wearing a t-shirt which shows a man putting an American flag into a bin a-la the anti-littering graphics you find on the back of chewing gum wrappers.
Only when we were one our way ino town ( a very toursity tow, Windsor, so liable to be chock with Americans)did my girlfriend see fit to point out the irony. I felt like a right pillock all day long.
Sort of felt good too, though.
Just remember 'aiwa' - it's Arabic for yes. People would understand then.
Quote: Jonathan21 @ July 5 2008, 2:07 AM BSTOnly when we were one our way ino town ( a very toursity tow, Windsor, so liable to be chock with Americans)
Wheyyy, a Windsor lad. Good on you.
Not a huge fan of American tourists (ahem), but at least they speak English. Just.
Quote: zooo @ July 5 2008, 1:22 AM BSTI don't really like toffee apples.
Me neither - or Candy Floss - that's Cotton Candy to you foreigners.
Quote: DaButt @ July 4 2008, 10:54 PM BSTTwice?
Twice? 1765(or whenever - who really cares?)
Then when?
Quote: ian_w @ July 5 2008, 1:04 AM BSTMore Northern than Southern though, so I'm just about classed as an 'ardo.
I read that as Hairdos.
Quote: David Chapman @ July 5 2008, 2:32 PM BST
I read that as Hairdos.
Hairdos or ....oooooooo Hairdooos!
Candy floss is good. Just not in huge quantities. Although I'm not a big fan of the stickiness.
Quote: Aaron @ July 5 2008, 2:39 PM BSTCandy floss is good. Just not in huge quantities. Although I'm not a big fan of the stickiness.
General stickness? of confectionery based stickness?