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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 7:56 PM BST

Apparently it's not productive use of the grass

Wtf? So tell them you're eating it, or building little grass houses, whilst lying down in the sun?

There's a bit of grass in the town near me called The Beach too!!

It really annoys me!

I thought it was just down here in backwards land that sort of thing happened...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 7:57 PM BST

We get told off for calling it "The Beach", because it means people sunbathe on it. Apparently it's not productive use of the grass, and we're not meant to go there during lesson time even though I've had classes there before.

LOL. What's the name of your headteacher? Mr/s A. Hilter?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 7:57 PM BST

NOT for fanny fun.

Are you sureeeeeeeeeeee?

Well I don't think it's the sunbathing they mind, as much as when it progresses to people chucking the grass at each other; and the girls all screaming indignantly when other years are trying to have lessons.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 7:57 PM BST

I stayed because I have a mountain of homework to do, and because Katie needed help carrying her art piece (a huge canvas and lots of models) to her mum's car.

You're a good friend. I had to lug all my artwork home last year. Not fun!

Quote: Aaron @ July 4 2008, 7:55 PM BST

For fanny fun, I gather.

You stay classy Aaron!

Quote: PhQnix @ July 4 2008, 7:59 PM BST

You're a good friend. I had to lug all my artwork home last year. Not fun!

Thank you!

My mum's trying to tell our address to the curry house. She's spelt it 8 times now. We don't have much hope for the food.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 7:59 PM BST

Well I don't think it's the sunbathing they mind, as much as when it progresses to people chucking the grass at each other; and the girls all screaming indignantly when other years are trying to have lessons.

Girls! Rolling eyes

We're awful, aren't we? Rolling eyes

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 8:00 PM BST

My mum's trying to tell our address to the curry house. She's spelt it 8 times now. We don't have much hope for the food.

Is she sure it's not a call centre in Mumbai or something?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 8:01 PM BST

We're awful, aren't we? Rolling eyes

Yep. Screaming at shadows and everything.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 8:00 PM BST

My mum's trying to tell our address to the curry house. She's spelt it 8 times now. We don't have much hope for the food.

I'm having chips tonight! Yay for takeaway!

We'd end up throwing grass at each other too. Less screaming though, more manly over-dramatic grunts. Definitely.

Quote: Aaron @ July 4 2008, 8:02 PM BST

Is she sure it's not a call centre in Mumbai or something?

She's got the giggles now, because I laughed at her having to say "E for echo" twice.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 4 2008, 8:02 PM BST

We'd end up throwing grass at each other too. Less screaming though, more manly over-dramatic grunts. Definitely.

I bet there's lots of screaming. I'm apparently quite bad for it; but I maintain that's only because I'm the one who gets targetted the most.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 8:03 PM BST

I bet there's lots of screaming. I'm apparently quite bad for it; but I maintain that's only because I'm the one who gets targetted the most.

Boys don't scream, or cry. Honest!

I bet you're *worse* than girls!

Just don't bloody scream! Why do girls have to scream all of the time? "Oh look, there's a chair." "AAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Etc.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 4 2008, 8:05 PM BST

I bet you're *worse* than girls!

Me? Never. Whistling nnocently

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