There's no such thing as a vegetarian, "I still like fish, that doesn't count, does it?"
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Only if they eat other vegetarians! All vegetarian cannibals would have to organise some kind of card carrying system so they could identify vegetarians and eat them. It would be a massive operation.
It is possible, seeing as though vegetarians have no meat on themselves (Because their so skinny) 
- Yes I am a writer 
But not a very good vegetarian.
Quote: Baumski @ May 16, 2007, 12:18 PMIs there such a thing as a vegetarian cannibal?
Good potential for sketch character there, Baumski!
Dan
Quornnibal?
What was that old joke about a cannibal having a friend over for lunch?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife!?!
Wiped his arse.
Sorry 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 17, 2007, 4:50 AMWiped his arse.
Why Miss Ellie, I'm shocked! Confidentially, I think somebody's got a bit of a potty mouth.
Quote: Baumski @ May 17, 2007, 7:29 AMWhy Miss Ellie, I'm shocked! Confidentially, I think somebody's got a bit of a potty mouth.
LOL. I love those sorts of euphamisms. It's like front bottom. I love that one!
I'm sorry! But i remembered it and had to write it down! I am normally so polite and lovely...it must be these crude aussies i'm hanging round with.
(Love ya really Bruce and Sheila) 