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Christopher Hitchens agrees to be tortured

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Exactly what it says on the tin.

I don't get it.
Why is pouring water in someone's eyes torture?

Yikes.

Quote: ian_w @ July 4 2008, 1:27 AM BST

I don't get it.
Why is pouring water in someone's eyes torture?

It's not in the eyes. It's over the whole face. At such an angle that it's running down the nose. And covered in cloth, so restricted breathing anyway.

:S
Still doesn't sound that bad to me.

Pervert.

Quote: ian_w @ July 4 2008, 1:38 AM BST

:S
Still doesn't sound that bad to me.

Ok, so can I strap you down, angled so your head is lower than your feet, hold a cloth tight over your face, and pour water over it?

Quote: zooo @ July 4 2008, 1:41 AM BST

Pervert.

Are you telling me you've only just noticed?

Quote: Aaron @ July 4 2008, 1:48 AM BST

Ok, so can I strap you down, angled so your head is lower than your feet, hold a cloth tight over your face, and pour water over it?

Pervert! Laughing out loud

If it was Peter Hitchens I'd gladly sign up to do the torturing. Right wing Tory tosser. Christopher's all right, though, in a louche way.

Must have been hell living with them as kids, though.

If it's that awful for under 15 seconds, imagine having it for minutes, from people who won't stop when you ask them.

The number of people whove been psychologically ruined by these methods.

Read a couple of books by FBI interrogators. They claim most of the Al Quaeda guys were very easy to get talking. They were either terrified, or desperate to show off.

The torture stuff was about trying to rewrite the whole 9/11 story by making people say that there was more going on than there was.

The scariest thing is, it's starting to come out that a kot of lawayers/strategist/intelligence types in the US, went for waterboarding etc. Because 24 made it look acceptable. What ever next the Green Berets, to get black vans with red stripes?

There's a vietnamese dish that is made from the shit of a foise graise goose, that has been choked to death.

I guess it proves shit can be palaptable if prepared jsut right.

Thanks guys I've been looking for something to do for the weekend.......my wife has been denying that she ate my last cup cake, but I'm not so sure, this weekend I find out the truth! Pirate

And you won't be using water...

Well, we all have to start conserving this world's natural resources you know, my own brand of recycled water is low in fluride(sp?) but high in amonia Sick

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