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She likes...earrings and Doctor Who. Doing well! I would give her money, but it feels like a cop out with having known her so long. We should just buy presents for ourselves I think, because we're less than a week apart.

Ok, do what I did with my friend whose birthday is soon after mine: agree to give each other £500.

:O

a) how much would your best friend get?

b) can I be your best friend?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 2 2008, 6:50 PM BST

She likes...earrings and Doctor Who. Doing well! I would give her money, but it feels like a cop out with having known her so long. We should just buy presents for ourselves I think, because we're less than a week apart.

The answer is clear.

Get her a sonic screwdriver.

Get her to get you a laser screwdriver.

Have fights.

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 6:55 PM BST

The answer is clear.

Get her a sonic screwdriver.

Get her to get you a laser screwdriver.

Have fights.

Best plan ever! :O

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 6:55 PM BST

:O

a) how much would your best friend get?

b) can I be your best friend?

a) Quite a bit more than that!
b) OK!

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 6:55 PM BST

The answer is clear.

Get her a sonic screwdriver.

Get her to get you a laser screwdriver.

Have fights.

Ooohhh, she's gooooood!

I'm in an area where I can shop after Spanish tomorrow, so it could all work out!

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 6:55 PM BST

a) Quite a bit more than that!
b) OK!

Awesome.

You owe me £500.
At least.

Cool

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 2 2008, 6:57 PM BST

I'm in an area where I can shop after Spanish tomorrow, so it could all work out!

Yay!

I just have to get back for debate voting... *puts on nerd glasses*

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 6:57 PM BST

Awesome.

You owe me £500.
At least.

Cool

I shall ponder upon the suitable giftages.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 2 2008, 6:57 PM BST

I'm in an area where I can shop after Spanish tomorrow, so it could all work out!

Order online now! Even with next-day delivery you'll still probably save on high street prices!

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 7:05 PM BST

I shall ponder upon the suitable giftages.

Laughing out loud
A tall pile of homemade gay porn will suffice.

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 7:05 PM BST

Order online now! Even with next-day delivery you'll still probably save on high street prices!

You really should do a Cillit Bang type advert for things like this!

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 7:07 PM BST

Laughing out loud
A tall pile of homemade gay porn will suffice.

I assume this is photos and videos rather than drawings and animations?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 2 2008, 7:10 PM BST

You really should do a Cillit Bang type advert for things like this!

"HI! AARON BROWN HERE!..." etc.

Laughing out loud Your cat can help you produce the adverts. :P

By bashing his face into the microphone?

Laughing out loud Yes! Or by being a mascot. Free Chip with every purchase!

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