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Vigilance. Page 6

Never, ever siad that. What kind of crazy coutnry allows universal access to guns?

I'm suggesting we make them limited basis, to a few people who have to pass a fullsome battery of tests.

What happened in Jerusalem shows the gun owners can protect us from the Bulldozer thieves.

That said I'd start by offering them to the most vulnerable.

The disabled, mentally ill, homeless, and stand up comics.

But we hardly have any gun crime as it is. And the only people that seem to be involved are young kids in gangs.

So are these the people who you think should get more guns?

No less knives.

Sounds good.

You do realise that may also curb their ability to make sandwiches?

But if that's a risk your willing to take...

Well not all knives, surely we could special safety sandwich scissors?

Would Maddy be free today if she'd had a gun?

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 7:15 PM BST

But if that's a risk your willing to take...

:O
*kills self*

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2008, 7:17 PM BST

Would Maddy be free today if she'd had a gun?

Possibly. But she wouldn't have a mummy anymore.

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 7:18 PM BST

:O
*kills self*

:O You've caught sooty disease!

There's a viscous circle that is slowly but surely eating away at society. Working class people pre-sixties pretty much had a healthy respect for authority. Today rebelling against that authority is not only cool but required if you want to be in most street gangs. There's an easy solution. Parents to control their kids. Teenage knife crime disappears over-night. But I deal with these people everyday. In most cases the parents are worse than the kids.

I blame Hitler.

I have a radical solution. Get the army into comprehensive schools. Get the f**king yobs out of there and away from their parents and into the army.

Re-establish grammar schools across the UK!

Quote: roscoff @ July 2 2008, 9:50 PM BST

I have a radical solution. Get the army into comprehensive schools. Get the f**king yobs out of there and away from their parents and into the army.

And into Afghanistan!

Train people in lethal sarcasm for self defence.

i'm sure the Army would appreciate having all these twats to look after!

Quote: sootyj @ July 2 2008, 10:04 PM BST

Train people in lethal sarcasm for self defence.

Like Spiny Norman.

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