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Big Brother Page 33

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 3:21 AM BST

Or fill us in in frustratingly short installments...

*sniggers*

You answer the door. I beg you, please, let me in. I'll do anything for you, please, I'm a desperate boy.

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 3:21 AM BST

Or fill us in in frustratingly short installments...

Laughing out loud

Please, I only need to use your shower, and get dry and warm!

Quick! get to the bit where Aaron f**ks you over the back of the sofa!

The rain is dripping off my face, trickling down my bare chest.

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 3:25 AM BST

Quick! get to the bit where Aaron f**ks you over the back of the sofa!

Ha ha ha!

Then you let me in and Aaron f**ks me over the sofa. :)

Quote: ian_w @ July 2 2008, 3:26 AM BST

The rain is dripping off my face, trickling down my bare chest.

Ooh.

Then you let me in and Aaron f**ks me over the sofa. :)

Hurray!

Does he stumble, as his eyes get used to the light inside the house, and I take my chance, pushing him further over, ripping down his soaking trousers and boxers/pants/whatever, and then f**king him up the arse? Ramming the old fella home?

But there should've been a part before that where Ellie or Rachel comes in and you decide you might as well experiment. :(

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 3:30 AM BST

Does he stumble, as his eyes get used to the light inside the house, and I take my chance, pushing him further over, ripping down his soaking trousers and boxers/pants/whatever, and then f**king him up the arse? Ramming the old fella home?

:)

Basically!

Quote: ian_w @ July 2 2008, 3:31 AM BST

But there should've been a part before that where Ellie or Rachel comes in and you decide you might as well experiment. :(

Oooo, Ian's got a thing for Rachel now!

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 3:31 AM BST

:)

Basically!

Bitchin! :D

Quote: ian_w @ July 2 2008, 3:31 AM BST

But there should've been a part before that where Ellie or Rachel comes in and you decide you might as well experiment. :(

That can be another story.
Don't ruin the purity of this one. (ie the lovely boysex.)

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 3:30 AM BST

Does he stumble(s), as his eyes get used to the light inside the house, and I Aaron take(s) my his chance, pushing him further over, ripping down his soaking trousers and boxers/pants/whatever, and then f**king him up the arse? Ramming the old fella home?

Then, zooo dashes quickly to the kitchen and grabs a can of spray cream from the fridge...

(Good God, what ARE people going to think of us when they get up and read this in the morning?!)

Pretty much along the same lines as what they already think of us...

Quote: Aaron @ July 2 2008, 3:32 AM BST

Oooo, Ian's got a thing for Rachel now!

No, it's just that I know they share girly crushes, so it makes sense.
Anyway, that bit's a little bit extra for me.

Quote: zooo @ July 2 2008, 3:34 AM BST

Pretty much along the same lines as what they already think of us...

LOL. You're probably right. Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ July 2 2008, 3:35 AM BST

No, it's just that I know they share girly crushes, so it makes sense.
Anyway, that bit's a little bit extra for me.

Ah, fair do's. :)

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