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Welcome back!!!

Thank you! :) Good to be back.

Welcome back Miss Ellie. Have you become a diver?

Yes... an open water diver. That pic I have as my avatar is me 20 metres underwater... the water was so blue and clear. Incredible.

Aw, and she's holding her boobs in too.

Don't want them bitten off by sharks!

I had to have 10 kilos in weights to keep me down my boobs were so bouyant. I kept flipping over like a turtle on it's back. :O

But they're real aren't they? Don't tell me they've been one of those pump up bras full of helium all this time...

Oh they are most defintely real.

:D

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:46 PM BST

Oh they are most defintely real.

I can vouch for that!

I will mention, I'm not actually holding my boobs in that picture. When you dive you don't use your arms to swim so you hold your hands in front of your stomach. My boobs (don't be shocked) were barely there as they were squished in my wet suit.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 1 2008, 11:48 PM BST

I can vouch for that!

Ha! ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:43 PM BST

I had to have 10 kilos in weights to keep me down my boobs were so bouyant. I kept flipping over like a turtle on it's back. :O

Bloody shitting Christmas.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 1 2008, 11:48 PM BST

I can vouch for that!

Believe me, so can I.

*shudder*

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:49 PM BST

My boobs (don't be shocked) were barely there

:O

Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:43 PM BST

I had to have 10 kilos in weights to keep me down my boobs were so bouyant. I kept flipping over like a turtle on it's back. :O

Where did they attach the weights?

You're making it sound like she whips them out at everyone she meets.

Which I'm sure isn't quite accurate.

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