Quote: David Chapman @ June 29 2008, 11:49 PM BSTYou fell into my trap!
You nasty, nasty man. 
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Bronzed goddess with long blonde hair and big boobs who enjoys sports, games stations and sex... is looking for a man.
If interested, PM me! 
Ian, only one.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:05 PM BSTBronzed goddess with long blonde hair and big boobs who enjoys sports, games stations and sex... is looking for a man.
If interested, PM me!
You are actually my dream woman.
Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2008, 11:11 PM BSTIan, only one.
Eh? What what?
Explain yourself, you cryptic, crypto enigma!
Is it a reference to the Ruby/Ellie lesbo sesh you promised us?
Quote: ian_w @ July 1 2008, 11:19 PM BSTEh? What what?
Explain yourself, you cryptic, crypto enigma!
Is it a reference to the Ruby/Ellie lesbo sesh you promised us?
Just suggesting that you don't bombard her with PMs.
I thought he meant, just send her one PM.
But I didn't get it either!
Aha!
I did.
Quote: NickTheDon @ July 1 2008, 11:14 PM BSTYou are actually my dream woman.
Are you a man?
Do you have a functioning penis?
If you answered yes to the above questions, then your application has been accepted.
Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2008, 11:19 PM BSTJust suggesting that you don't bombard her with PMs.
What do you take me for?
Well, I know the answer to that
Quote: zooo @ July 1 2008, 11:20 PM BSTI thought he meant, just send her one PM.
But I didn't get it either!Aha!
I did.
That's because you is clever! 
*offers a sherbet lemon*
Quote: ian_w @ July 1 2008, 11:23 PM BST
What do you take me for?Well, I know the answer to that
Our pleasure.
Quote: zooo @ July 1 2008, 11:20 PM BSTI thought he meant, just send her one PM.
But I didn't get it either!Aha!
I did.
See, just when we thought there was enough proof that you are all-knowing! *bows low*
Quote: NickTheDon @ July 1 2008, 11:14 PM BSTYou are actually my dream woman.
On paper, yes... real life...men find me intimidating.
Haha, so you need someome to tame the beast, so to speak?!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 1 2008, 11:31 PM BSTOn paper, yes... real life...men find me intimidating.
A drunk woman waving a broken bottle can have that effect.
Quote: Timbo @ July 1 2008, 11:38 PM BSTA drunk woman waving a broken bottle can have that effect.