No incest.
No bestiality.
No corpses.
Just off the top of my head.
The necrophilia / sexy dead people thread Page 5
This thread pretty much ended with Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly for me. However Ingrid Bergman. Yes please.
Ah I must have her confused with some other pervert.
Where is Gavin these days?
Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 11:58 PM BSTNo incest.
No bestiality.
No corpses.Just off the top of my head.
That covers it!
Oh and no footballers (hobbyists don't count.)
Their must be some attractive sitcom actresses who have died but I can't think of any.
Lauren Bacall. She looks like Milla Jovovich. Rrar!
Does she have a name?
Oh. Missed that. It's in the place a signature usually is. Anyway.
Write the other half, you big fool. I've just read her up on Wikipedia. Astonishing story.
Quote: Aaron @ June 30 2008, 11:22 PM BSTSo how the f**k do I Google an image...?
[sarcasm_off]If you right-click on it (assuming you're using Windows) and save the image, the name of the image usually gives you a clue to the name of the actor. Which you can then Google.[/sarcasm_off]
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 1 2008, 9:08 AM BSTIf you right-click on it (assuming you're using Windows) and save the image, the name of the image usually gives you a clue to the name of the actor. Which you can then Google.
One doesn't even need to do that much. And the filename was just "robert_l.jpg", which told me f**k all. Most of the others I was able to deduce from the filenames.
Quote: Griff @ July 1 2008, 10:12 AM BSTBut I might resurrect the Hedy project at some point. It would make great theatre.
Throw in a subtle yet rewarding 'Allo 'Allo! reference, and I'm there.
Quote: Griff @ July 1 2008, 10:12 AM BSTCheers! There were a few reasons that project collapsed
1 - It was cowritten with a friend
2 - We discovered that the estate of Hedy Lamarr is very litigious and has sued people before
3 - The story has been well covered recently in things like a big Arena documentary
4 - Writing biographical stuff is harder than it looks and needs loads of research (well, DUH)
5 - I've now moved onto another project, about the (true) attempts to assassinate Jean Paul Sartre in the 1960s. I've called it Get Sartre, of course.But I might resurrect the Hedy project at some point. It would make great theatre.
Do it!
You filthy old man.
This is Griff:
Can't you cut the nudity from the half you haven't co-written yet? I'd hate to think that we've caused a substantial rewrite.
Confessions. Brilliant.
Quote: Griff @ July 1 2008, 10:58 AM BSTOK it's a deal. Maybe we should also rename it from Confessions of a Nazi Porno Slag.
No, I'd very much keep that.
Glad to see you've lost that weird bloke behind you in that avatar, Aaron. You're quite a foxy black cat, aren't you?
Quote: Aaron @ July 1 2008, 10:50 AM BSTYou filthy old man.
This is Griff:
