No one said that that's the reason.
Anyway, it's always worked for me.
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Says he with the fiance and probably wonderful future together - when do I get mine? 
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 8:55 PM BSTSays he with the fiance and probably wonderful future together
There's always someone with some kind of deficiency.
I don't know if that means your fiance or that there's hope for me 
Well I intended it as the former, but if you want to keep it in mind as a ray of hope, then be my guest!
Aw,
Quick, tell ian how you snagged yours so he can go out and get one!
He certainly won't need to go out; internet.
Ahh. Interesting!
You mean you didn't go and pick her up in a bar? You surprise me.
She's probably virtual anyway if not virtuous.
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 9:44 PM BSTAhh. Interesting!
You mean you didn't go and pick her up in a bar?
I'd have been maced.
I lock eyes with loads of girls when I go out - I can tell when they're interested, there're little mannerisms. But when it comes to talking, I always, always say something so completely dickheadish that makes them shocked or back away from the weirdo and then I get home and bite my fist and rock in my chair.
Not out to the pub though - drinking is shit.
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:03 PM BSTI lock eyes with loads of girls when I go out
Already ahead of me in numerous ways then.
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:03 PM BSTI can tell when they're interested
And again.
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:03 PM BSTBut when it comes to talking, I always, always say something so completely dickheadish that makes them shocked or back away from the weirdo
And again!
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:05 PM BSTI lock eyes with loads of girls when I go out - I can tell when they're interested, there're little mannerisms. But when it comes to talking, I always, always say something so completely dickheadish that makes them shocked or back away from the weirdo and then I get home and bite my fist and rock in my chair.
Not out to the pub though - drinking is shit.
So... ian is a hottie, but lacks speaking skills.
What you need is a deaf girl.
Quote: ian_w @ June 30 2008, 10:05 PM BSTNot out to the pub though - drinking is shit.
I approve.
Quote: zooo @ June 30 2008, 10:07 PM BSTWhat you need is a deaf girl.
Speaking in tongues.
Ooh there was just an errant apostrophe on the Big Brother subtitles.
Tut.