Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:34 PM BSTIt might look like shit, but after 25 pints of lager and crawling in the gutter for half an hour, it is the perfect antidote.
Looks like shit. Smells like shit. Tastes like shit.
Just don't step in it.
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Quote: ian_w @ June 29 2008, 11:35 PM BSTLike you're gonna be short of assistance
Break down assistance?
Get the AA in - they're used to dealing with bashed-up, tired old rides.
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BSTI don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long...
I suggest a combination of spin cycle and chilled cucumber should chase away the blues
Quote: Seefacts @ June 29 2008, 11:36 PM BSTBreak down assistance?
Get the AA in - they're used to dealing with bashed-up, tired old rides.
Hehee!
I mean, 
Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:31 PM BSTWot, you and Der Fuhrer???
It would be like a care bear and Saddam getting it on
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:37 PM BST
Hehee!
I mean,
I was only joking . . .
Green Flag are better.
Quote: Griff @ June 29 2008, 11:38 PM BSTWell, apart from being arrested and thrown in the cells for sexual harrassment, gross misconduct, disorderly behaviour etc.
Well, there is that.
I won't be trying it.
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BSTI don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long...
Alright, will do...
Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:37 PM BSTI suggest a combination of spin cycle and chilled cucumber should chase away the blues
Chilled? Are you sure about that?
Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 11:41 PM BSTAlright, will do...
Yay!
You pretend to be my sofa...
Shall I be a cushion and sit on Aaron?
Aha!
I love it when a plan comes together.
(And not only a plan...)
G-plan?
G-spot?
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:43 PM BSTYay!
You pretend to be my sofa...
You're going to bend over me as David f**ks you?
Oh flipping heck.
You're making it worse!