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Lonely hearts Page 5

Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:34 PM BST

It might look like shit, but after 25 pints of lager and crawling in the gutter for half an hour, it is the perfect antidote.

Looks like shit. Smells like shit. Tastes like shit.

Just don't step in it.

Quote: ian_w @ June 29 2008, 11:35 PM BST

Like you're gonna be short of assistance :D

Break down assistance?

Get the AA in - they're used to dealing with bashed-up, tired old rides.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BST

I don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long... ;)

I suggest a combination of spin cycle and chilled cucumber should chase away the blues

:O

Quote: Seefacts @ June 29 2008, 11:36 PM BST

Break down assistance?

Get the AA in - they're used to dealing with bashed-up, tired old rides.

Hehee!
I mean, Angry

Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:31 PM BST

Wot, you and Der Fuhrer???

:O It would be like a care bear and Saddam getting it on

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:37 PM BST

:O

Hehee!
I mean, Angry

:D

I was only joking . . .

Green Flag are better.

Quote: Griff @ June 29 2008, 11:38 PM BST

Well, apart from being arrested and thrown in the cells for sexual harrassment, gross misconduct, disorderly behaviour etc.

Well, there is that.

I won't be trying it.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BST

I don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long... ;)

Alright, will do...

Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:37 PM BST

I suggest a combination of spin cycle and chilled cucumber should chase away the blues

Chilled? Are you sure about that?

Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 11:41 PM BST

Alright, will do...

Yay!
You pretend to be my sofa...

Shall I be a cushion and sit on Aaron?

Aha!
I love it when a plan comes together.

(And not only a plan...)

G-plan?

G-spot?

Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:48 PM BST

G-spot?

You fell into my trap!

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:43 PM BST

Yay!
You pretend to be my sofa...

You're going to bend over me as David f**ks you?

Oh flipping heck.

You're making it worse!

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