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Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:20 PM BSTBear seeks woman. Must like hats, red noses, honey, fur, porridge, jokes (also furry) talking frogs and deep deep anal penetration. No hawkers time wasters or Aaron's need apply. Text '6969 I like it up the junction' now.
Great, but I'm a man.
Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:22 PM BSTGreat, but I'm a man.
As the final line in 'Some Like it Hot' I believe says. 'Nobody's perfect'.(Or something like that)
You may be a man. But as my avatar will tell you. I am not. I am a funny bear and don't let everyone else on the site tell you anything else. They're just jealous.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LOVE!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 29 2008, 11:10 PM BSTAaron falls off chair.
Aye to that.
Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:26 PM BSTAs the final line in 'Some Like it Hot' I believe says. 'Nobody's perfect'.(Or something like that)
You may be a man. But as my avatar will tell you. I am not. I am a funny bear and don't let everyone else on the site tell you anything else. They're just jealous.
Speak for yourself and make mine a vindaloo
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 11:15 PM BSTMe and Aaron don't have that kind of relationship.
He calls me a thick whore, I call him a grammer Hilter, it's the way we show love.
Mr Hilter was in MPFC. I'm Hitler.
Quote: David Chapman @ June 29 2008, 11:19 PM BSTGrammar.
Well spotted.
Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:20 PM BSTBear seeks woman. Must like hats, red noses, honey, fur, porridge, jokes (also furry) talking frogs and deep deep anal penetration. No hawkers time wasters or Aaron's need apply. Text '6969 I like it up the junction' now.
LOL.
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:10 PM BSTI'm quite horny today.
Bl'mmin' Christmas. Any particular reason...?
Quote: David Chapman @ June 29 2008, 11:19 PM BSTGrammar.
Well, baby I hear the blues are calling, toss salad and scrambled eggs . . .
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 11:26 PM BSTAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LOVE!
Wot, you and Der Fuhrer???
Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:29 PM BSTSpeak for yourself and make mine a vindaloo
I always said that curry looks like shit - and now we know that it's not just in the woods.
Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 11:31 PM BSTBl'mmin' Christmas. Any particular reason...?
I don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long...
Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 11:32 PM BSTI always said that curry looks like shit - and now we know that it's not just in the woods.
It might look like shit, but after 25 pints of lager and crawling in the gutter for half an hour, it is the perfect antidote.
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BSTI don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long...
Like you're gonna be short of assistance
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BSTI don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long...
A vaguely normal and reasonably decent looking woman could go up to 99% of straight men and say 'lets f**k' and it'd happen.
The equivalent man goes up to a woman and says the same thing - nothing!
Weird.
Quote: Seefacts @ June 29 2008, 11:35 PM BSTA vaguely normal and reasonably decent looking woman could go up to 99% of straight men and say 'lets f**k' and it'd happen.
Maybe I should pop out for a minute...