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Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:20 PM BST

Bear seeks woman. Must like hats, red noses, honey, fur, porridge, jokes (also furry) talking frogs and deep deep anal penetration. No hawkers time wasters or Aaron's need apply. Text '6969 I like it up the junction' now. Cool

Great, but I'm a man.

Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:22 PM BST

Great, but I'm a man.

As the final line in 'Some Like it Hot' I believe says. 'Nobody's perfect'.(Or something like that)

You may be a man. But as my avatar will tell you. I am not. I am a funny bear and don't let everyone else on the site tell you anything else. They're just jealous.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Lovey LOVE!

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 29 2008, 11:10 PM BST

Aaron falls off chair.

Aye to that.

Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:26 PM BST

As the final line in 'Some Like it Hot' I believe says. 'Nobody's perfect'.(Or something like that)

You may be a man. But as my avatar will tell you. I am not. I am a funny bear and don't let everyone else on the site tell you anything else. They're just jealous.

Speak for yourself and make mine a vindaloo

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 11:15 PM BST

Me and Aaron don't have that kind of relationship.

He calls me a thick whore, I call him a grammer Hilter, it's the way we show love.

Mr Hilter was in MPFC. I'm Hitler.

Quote: David Chapman @ June 29 2008, 11:19 PM BST

Grammar.

Well spotted.

Quote: roscoff @ June 29 2008, 11:20 PM BST

Bear seeks woman. Must like hats, red noses, honey, fur, porridge, jokes (also furry) talking frogs and deep deep anal penetration. No hawkers time wasters or Aaron's need apply. Text '6969 I like it up the junction' now. Cool

LOL.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:10 PM BST

I'm quite horny today.

Bl'mmin' Christmas. Any particular reason...?

Quote: David Chapman @ June 29 2008, 11:19 PM BST

Grammar.

Well, baby I hear the blues are calling, toss salad and scrambled eggs . . .

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 11:26 PM BST

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Lovey LOVE!

Wot, you and Der Fuhrer???

Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:29 PM BST

Speak for yourself and make mine a vindaloo

I always said that curry looks like shit - and now we know that it's not just in the woods.

Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 11:31 PM BST

Bl'mmin' Christmas. Any particular reason...?

I don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long... ;)

Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 11:32 PM BST

I always said that curry looks like shit - and now we know that it's not just in the woods.

It might look like shit, but after 25 pints of lager and crawling in the gutter for half an hour, it is the perfect antidote.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BST

I don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long... ;)

Like you're gonna be short of assistance :D

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:33 PM BST

I don't know!
Somebody help. Or I'll be humping the furniture before long... ;)

A vaguely normal and reasonably decent looking woman could go up to 99% of straight men and say 'lets f**k' and it'd happen.

The equivalent man goes up to a woman and says the same thing - nothing!

Weird.

Quote: Seefacts @ June 29 2008, 11:35 PM BST

A vaguely normal and reasonably decent looking woman could go up to 99% of straight men and say 'lets f**k' and it'd happen.

Maybe I should pop out for a minute...

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