Lonely hearts Page 3
Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 11:02 PM BSTNow hang on a mo', there are exceptions. Aaron was quite right to laugh.
No, it was with me.
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,huh. Uh-huh....Huh.
Not really.
Quote: Griff @ June 29 2008, 11:03 PM BSTTrue and they could take you out to posh restaurants afterwards with all their tons of benefit money.
See, it all works out.
Who says teen pregnancies are a bad thing?
Of course with child-bearing youngsters more prevalent in schools now, sex-ed has been beefed up and sex advice is ever more graphic. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'fingers on lips'.
(c) Seefacts, about 2002.
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:03 PM BSTYou dirty bugger.
If they had a dirty bugger they wouldn't be pregnant!
Swings and roundabouts . . . Are where they spend lots of their time now.
Quote: Griff @ June 29 2008, 11:00 PM BSTA friend of mine once suggested there should be a MILF's Day as well as a Mother's Day. The cards would be awesome.
Has he been Knighted yet?
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:01 PM BSTThe FILF ones would be better.
Filfy.
Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 11:08 PM BSTHas he been Knighted yet?
Yes, it was Cliff Richard actually. He's a dark horse.
Quote: David Chapman @ June 29 2008, 11:02 PM BST
You're in there.
I'm quite horny today.
(That is both a general comment, and a potential lonely hearts ad.)
Aaron falls off chair.
Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:10 PM BSTI'm quite horny today.
(That is both a general comment, and a potential lonely hearts ad.)
Me too.
Oh wait, that's not a horn, it's a massive bump on my head. 
Poor head. 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 11:11 PM BSTMe too.
Oh wait, that's not a horn, it's a massive bump on my head.
Aaron will kiss it better. 
Me and Aaron don't have that kind of relationship.
He calls me a thick whore, I call him a grammer Hilter, it's the way we show love.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 11:15 PM BSTMe and Aaron don't have that kind of relationship.
He calls me a thick whore, I call him a grammer Hilter, it's the way we show love.
Grammar.
No, I think she was referring to the episode of Frasier where he dresses as a Nazi . . . with hilarious consequences.
God, I'm turning into Roscoff.
Bear seeks woman. Must like hats, red noses, honey, fur, porridge, jokes (also furry) talking frogs and deep deep anal penetration. No hawkers time wasters or Aaron's need apply. Text '6969 I like it up the junction' now. 
Did I hear my name mentioned?