Lonely hearts Page 2

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 9:20 PM BST

Okay I'm not looking but if I was....

"Young, bottle red, kooky 'n' kurvy female - Interests: Shiny things, sweets, collecting junk and squirrels. Seeks Christian Slater lookalike to make tea, explain complex issues such as pushing buttons, frighten her mother, and remove spiders from bath. Must be good at baking and like small furry things (not spiders). Own teeth a must (been had on that before). Please apply with a sample of baked goods."

Anyone else wanna place an ad?

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Ha! Well I was once told I looked like a young Christian Slater
Do I get an interview? The spiders will have to stay in the bath though, if they're big uns.

I would say:

Man seeking woman who likes cooking, cleaning, sex, taking off men's boots, fetching beers, watching football, sorting out bills and stuff, being obediant, doing the shopping, and knows her limits.

Then I'd sit waiting by the phone.

....waiting for your mum to reply!

Quote: ian_w @ June 29 2008, 10:41 PM BST

Man seeking woman who likes cooking, cleaning, sex

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Ian_W, I don't know how to break this to you, but your mum HAS done sex.

LOOOL.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 29 2008, 10:45 PM BST

Ian_W, I don't know how to break this to you, but your mum HAS done sex.

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I was an experiment actually. A highly successful one I think.

Nooo!
Mums don't do that.

Immaculate conceptions only.

(And you buggers, stop being mean to Ruby! She is a disabled now.)

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 10:54 PM BST

Nooo!
Mums don't do that.

Immaculate conceptions only.

(And you buggers, stop being mean to Ruby! She is a disabled now.)

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What about sexy mums, like Jane Seymour?

I can no longer count to ten or say the word spam.

I'm just talking about our mums.

Unless you have some sort of SICK problem with that?

Quote: Griff @ June 29 2008, 10:56 PM BST

No those are MILFs. MILFs are very different from Mums. MILFs do sex. Mums do tea.

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Good point.

Mums deal with pork, MILFs with pork swords. Got you.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 10:57 PM BST

I'm just talking about our mums.

Unless you have some sort of SICK problem with that?

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No, it's only natural.

The FILF ones would be better.
Filfy.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 9:20 PM BST

Okay I'm not looking but if I was....

"Young, bottle red, kooky 'n' kurvy female - Interests: small furry things.

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Quote: Griff @ June 29 2008, 11:00 PM BST

A friend of mine once suggested there should be a MILF's Day as well as a Mother's Day. The cards would be awesome.

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Though with the average age of having kids coming down to 19/20, MILFs are just the kind of girls I'd want to shag regardless.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2008, 11:01 PM BST

The FILF ones would be better.
Filfy.

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Fathers?

GILF is grannies.

Apparently.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 29 2008, 10:45 PM BST

Ian_W, I don't know how to break this to you, but your mum HAS done sex.

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Now hang on a mo', there are exceptions. Aaron was quite right to laugh.