Okay I'm not looking but if I was....
"Young, bottle red, kooky 'n' kurvy female - Interests: Shiny things, sweets, collecting junk and squirrels. Seeks Christian Slater lookalike to make tea, explain complex issues such as pushing buttons, frighten her mother, and remove spiders from bath. Must be good at baking and like small furry things (not spiders). Own teeth a must (been had on that before). Please apply with a sample of baked goods."
Anyone else wanna place an ad?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 9:20 PM BSTYoung, bottle red, kooky 'n' kurvy female
Read: Ageing fat bird with identity crisis.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ June 29 2008, 9:20 PM BSTSeeks Christian Slater lookalike
Read: Hopelessly picky when she really shouldn't be closing any doors at all.
So mean!
Truth hurts, don't it? 
Bet when they calculated your perfect match, they turned round and said "Sorry love but Hitler has been dead for a while now....".
I too love squirrels - sauteed in butter is best
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Who has time to be lonely?
Quote: Huge Bear @ June 29 2008, 9:40 PM BSTI too love squirrels - sauteed in butter is best
But furry?
P.S. Welcome! 
Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 9:45 PM BSTBut furry?
P.S. Welcome!
Thanks man... 
burps loudly...
I think I'm going to call my first born Huge Bear; it has a certain quiet gravitas about it . . .
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 29 2008, 9:53 PM BSTI think I'm going to call my first born Huge Bear; it has a certain quiet gravitas about it . . .
Explain that one to the grandparents.
"Look it was ether that of Colin. No way am I gonna mentally scar a child with that!"
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 29 2008, 9:53 PM BSTI think I'm going to call my first born Huge Bear; it has a certain quiet gravitas about it . . .
she'll love you for that but she'll never clean her room, trust me
Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 9:25 PM BSTRead: Ageing fat bird with identity crisis.
Read: Hopelessly picky when she really shouldn't be closing any doors at all.
I will have you know that picking on me is not allowed. I could have been seriously hurt yesterday! Lucky for me it was my head I banged and not something important.