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What are you listening to now? Page 240

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:13 PM BST

Rolling eyes It's like being in Year 6 again.

You're gay you are.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:13 PM BST

*YouTube! YouTube!

Not edited yet! Was the friend's dad's birthday, and I've done my back in.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2008, 3:16 PM BST

Oh I was saying last night about having to edit a video in which my friend and I mime to songs, then put it double time, in moments of boredom - and that was the latest song to be murdered.

Me and a mate did that once for Obviously by McFly :P

We were drunk, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. (awaiting gay joke)

We've also done...Panic! at the Disco, from back when they still had a !, and The Automatic. Very bad.

Quote: Paul W @ June 28 2008, 3:16 PM BST

You're gay you are.

Your Mum's gay! I think there is already a thread like this...

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2008, 3:17 PM BST

Not edited yet! Was the friend's dad's birthday, and I've done my back in.

What are you, middle aged?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:23 PM BST

What are you, middle aged?

Apparently so. A plumber, also! It's actually because I slung my school bag onto my shoulder in a stupid way after the great hill roll, back on Thursday.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:23 PM BST

What are you, middle aged?

Clearly if you're old enough to use the phrase "I've done my back in".

And your Dads gay!

Quote: Paul W @ June 28 2008, 3:25 PM BST

Clearly if you're old enough to use the phrase "I've done my back in".

It's the only way to describe it! It hurts if I breathe too deeply and everything!:(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2008, 3:25 PM BST

Apparently so. A plumber, also! It's actually because I slung my school bag onto my shoulder in a stupid way after the great hill roll, back on Thursday.

How many ways can you "sling a bag?" You're an odd girl Robyn. :P

And your Dad's gay Paul. And I've shagged him. So I win.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2008, 3:26 PM BST

It's the only way to describe it! It hurts if I breathe too deeply and everything!:(

Now I feel bad for teasing you. Have some sympathy! *Sprinkles sympathy like fairy dust*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2008, 3:26 PM BST

It's the only way to describe it! It hurts if I breathe too deeply and everything!:(

You say ouches my back hurts then.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:28 PM BST

How many ways can you "sling a bag?" You're an odd girl Robyn. :P

I was fleeing the scene of a crime! I will make a diagram of how many ways you can "sling a bag" in private studies next week, then you'll see!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:28 PM BST

Now I feel bad for teasing you. Have some sympathy! *Sprinkles sympathy like fairy dust*

Thank you :P . Sneezing is the worst! Teary

Quote: Paul W @ June 28 2008, 3:28 PM BST

You say ouches my back hurts then.

"Ouches! My back hurts!"

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 28 2008, 3:29 PM BST

I was fleeing the scene of a crime! I will make a diagram of how many ways you can "sling a bag" in private studies next week, then you'll see!

Fleeing? You're WonderFloozy, you should be going to the crime and saving people!

They didn't need saving. We've all become hard-nosed since baseball bat maniac invaded.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:28 PM BST

How many ways can you "sling a bag?" You're an odd girl Robyn. :P

And your Dad's gay Paul. And I've shagged him. So I win.

I would have loved that this joke at school: "I hear about gay couples adopting kids and how they'd get bullied in the school playground I'd have loved a gay dad... My dad can beat up your dad my dad can have your dad... Oh yeah! My dad'll shag your dad!" - Frankie Boyle.

Ah the sympathy dust, how I miss you.

Would you like some sympathy dust, Paul? *sprinkles*

Quote: PhQnix @ June 28 2008, 3:28 PM BST

And your Dad's gay Paul. And I've shagged him. So I win.

Not if you were trying to prove that you're not gay!

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