Hollyoaks is evil!
What are you watching on TV? Page 188
Has someone recorded Hollyoaks to watch back later, or was that just a random outburst?
The first one.
They killed Max! 
(Who the hell's Max I hear you cry.)
WHO THE HELL'S MAX?! 
Gavin, being helpful as ever.
That is Max.
Educate yourself.
Phwoar. You do have to go a LONG way back, but that mad Jew hater was sexy once!
That's the real and true Max.
Ah. And he was nice? Or hot? Or both? And he got killed. With a traction engine?
Not hot, just lovely.
He's been in it for ages.
Was killed by being hit by a car driven by the rubbishest character ever. So undignified.
Boooooooooo.
My friend worships Hollyoaks. Apparently there is someone called Lizard or Turtle or Newt in it?
Newt. He's a goth twat.
My friend really like him so we have to hear endless stories of his latest escapades with some bloke called I-lie or something.
We know you do.