Happy birthday oh great one!
Happy Birthday to Her Royal zoooship Page 6
Nah not yet. Hoping to start the evening slow, with some vodka shots.
Quote: Aaron @ June 27 2008, 5:33 PM BSTAww.
Well, as I don't like cake, you can have my slice too.
Thank you, I will!
It says on the cake 'serves 20' 
There's only going to be four of us.
Have to?! What kind of bizarre rituals do they have down in oo-ar land?
Well you know people. Forcing you out of the house on special occasions.
*shakes fist*
I haven't actually been drunk for so long, I'm quite curious to see how much it takes.
I'm betting three sips.
Have a fun evening!
Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 5:37 PM BSTThank you, I will!
It says on the cake 'serves 20'
There's only going to be four of us.
I would like some please. 
I will send.
Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 5:37 PM BSTThank you, I will!
It says on the cake 'serves 20'
There's only going to be four of us.
Is the cake in the shape of a penis?
(Note the witty, topical comment on the breakdown of morals and modern society.)
Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 5:37 PM BSTWell you know people. Forcing you out of the house on special occasions.
*shakes fist*
I haven't actually been drunk for so long, I'm quite curious to see how much it takes.
I'm betting three sips.
Hahaha! Doesn't sound like you've resisted too much, mind... Well, I don't envy you anyway, but hope it'll be, erm, fun? Tolerable, at least!
I've never been drunk. Will you be on the wine?
Are you going to get outrageously drunk. Puke on the pavement & get some cock?
Quote: zooo @ June 27 2008, 5:41 PM BSTI will send.
Thank you! Enchant it so that it doesn't get squished?
Quote: Charley @ June 27 2008, 5:42 PM BSTAre you going to get outrageously drunk. Puke on the pavement & get some cock?
She's not a carbon copy of you, Charley.
Quote: Charley @ June 27 2008, 5:42 PM BSTAre you going to get outrageously drunk. Puke on the pavement & get some cock?
Well, I'll, er.. let you all know. 
Quote: Aaron @ June 27 2008, 5:43 PM BSTShe's not a carbon copy of you, Charley.
So only the Charleys love cock then?
I thought all women like em. Even if it is just a plastic version.
Okay
Are you Zooo going to get outrageously drunk, puke in a toilet (Like a proper lady) then get some thing to play with?
Quote: Charley @ June 27 2008, 5:46 PM BSTI thought all women like em. Even if it is just a plastic version.
Our head of year found some boys playing football with a plastic version a few weeks ago! 
Quote: Charley @ June 27 2008, 5:46 PM BSTSo only the Charleys love cock then?
No, but you're the only female south of Birmingham with such ... skills.
I will hopefully recognise that almost imperceptible moment just before I have a pukey amount of alcohol, and stop.
But that's being optimistic. Mind you, all that happens when I get too drunk is I get a bit louder, and want to cuddle people.
I would like to see Aaron drunk. I think he would be funny.