Things that piss you off Page 14
I think it's about time some old lady gets her ass up there and sews the bad boy shut. Another thing it's invisible to my eye how can I tell there is a hole? and not some environmentalist propaganda to stop me clubbing my pet seal whilst spraying myself with deodorant and burning crude oil?
A guiet night in theb Gavib.
Quote: Baumski @ May 11, 2007, 2:29 PMI'll end up watching the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow night and that REALLY pisses me off!!!!!!
I've just looked at tonights tv, and it's on here (aus) tonight, but Wogan's not hosting the one i'm watching...it's THE FINNISH.
Not sure i can be bothered then...
Oh, I've been here before ... but I just thought of another off-pissing thing!
Question 1: why is it (mostly the ladies) delight in asking questions in the following irritating way:
Why don't you love me anymore?
Why do you always leave your socks/underpants/shoes(!) in the bath?
Why don't you ever empty the bin in the kitchen?
Why do you spend every waking minute on that computer?
Why don't you ever listen?
Why do you have to drink so much?
Why do you always look so miserable / act so boring?
... and so on and so on! It's the false premise that really pisses me off!
Question 2: What's that sort of question style called (just so I can add it to my list of useful-for-sitcom dialogue traits!)?
BTW my first wife's most irritating response to most of my creative notions was "if it's such a good idea someone would've already thought of it". Alas we are no more ... she's working on ways to unravel herself from her second hubby (who happens to be my second wife's brother ... complicated eh!)
I think I might know your family.
You might be part of their family.
My friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.
Her dad was her uncle
Her step dad was also her uncle
Her sister was her cousin
Her cousin was her sister
Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!
Guess the connection...
answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!
I'v gone crossed eyed
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AMMy friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.
*snip*
answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!
Incest! Incest!
Quote: Aaron @ May 14, 2007, 10:22 AMIncest! Incest!
'Incest' the new role-play game for the whole family brought to you by the Family Values Game Company - that's right, the Manson Family!
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AMHer dad was her uncle
Her step dad was also her uncle
Her sister was her cousin
Her cousin was her sister
Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!
i think i was her uncle and her grandads step fathers second removed flat-mates toy boy once, or am i thinking of someone else.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AMMy friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.
Her dad was her uncle
Her step dad was also her uncle
Her sister was her cousin
Her cousin was her sister
Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!
Guess the connection...
answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!
They're Dingles.
FUCKING DOVES/PIGEONS COOING OUTSIDE DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE, I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I NEED A SHOT GUN, OH THE SATISFACTION THAT WOULD BRING.
I HATE YOU DOVES (or pigeons)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'This is how it feels when Doves make you cry'