Quote: zooo @ June 26 2008, 11:39 PM BSTMark Ronson is English, I think, but his mummy and daddy are SUPER rich and he was brought up in America. And god knows where, on exotic holidays.
BASTARD.
But he is pretty.
And they probably bought him all the toys he needed.
And willies.
Quote: Aaron @ June 26 2008, 11:40 PM BSTOH. DEAR.
Thanks.
It's a f**king brilliant joke.
I've got another, on similar lines (which isn't as topical sadly).
That James Blunt song 'Wiseman' has a chorus of "Look who's alone now/It's not me/ It's not me/Those three Wise Men/They've got a semi by the sea"
Now, I don't know about you, but when I'm by the C, I got more than just a semi.
Annnnnnd I'm done there.
Now I see why you don't post in Critique.
Apart from that one time of course! Haha! Dirty Den killing someone in cold blood! Lofty the Crane! Nick Berry in Tottenham Court Road.
Oh the memories!
Quote: Winterlight @ June 26 2008, 11:50 PM BSTNow I see why you don't post in Critique.
Apart from that one time of course! Haha! Dirty Den killing someone in cold blood! Lofty the Crane! Nick Berry in Tottenham Court Road.
Oh the memories!
When I was just a lovely humour-smith, and not some smutty little oik going on about semi-erect penises.
Though, that Henman jokes is one of my personal favourites really . . .
Quote: Seefacts @ June 26 2008, 11:51 PM BSTWhen I was just a lovely humour-smith, and not some smutty little oik going on about semi-erect penises.
Though, that Henman jokes is one of my personal favourites really . . .
And you can bring it out every year too.
Quote: David Chapman @ June 26 2008, 11:53 PM BSTAnd you can bring it out every year too.
Yay!!!
They've got an Andy Murray waxwork in Madame Tussauds now, but they had to melt down Henman AND Rusedski to make it. You have to remember they needed a lot of wax to make not only Murray's body but also his ego.
It was rushed to coincide with Wimbledon I think - which is bad because you should never hurry a Murray.
I should do a whole tennis based show!
Except Henman's quit now.
So not quiiiite as apt.
Quote: Seefacts @ June 26 2008, 11:56 PM BSTThey've got an Andy Murray waxwork in Madame Tussauds now, but they had to melt down Henman AND Rusedski to make it. You have to remember they needed a lot of wax to make not only Murray's body but also his ego.
Quote: Aaron @ June 26 2008, 11:57 PM BSTExcept Henman's quit now.
So not quiiiite as apt.
No . . . I guess you're right.
Still, they also had a Federer waxwork there once. Apparently Henman still needed five sets to beat it.
I'm on fire!!! 
Maybe I can do a themed show at Edinburgh.
Quote: Aaron @ June 26 2008, 11:57 PM BST
Oh, you liked that one? Thanks.
Quote: Seefacts @ June 27 2008, 12:00 AM BSTStill, they also had a Federer waxwork there once. Apparently Henman still needed five sets to beat it.
And that.
I watched my first Wimbledon for years today. Made me miss the start of the Spain game. This kid Chris Eaton is it? I think he'd qualified through the earlier rounds and really looked like he was enjoying himself - and actually did pretty well although he lost in straight schweppes.
He is quite fit.
But he did have a hat on.
Quote: David Chapman @ June 27 2008, 12:02 AM BSTstraight schweppes.
And Murray won through in straight R Whites Lemonade.
Thirsty game Dennis.
Quote: Aaron @ June 27 2008, 12:01 AM BSTAnd that.
I'm going to call my show 'Anyone For Tennis Jokes'. Or 'Love Forty . . . Tennis Jokes'. Or 'Wimbledon-lots of tennis jokes'.
Aaron, you can have front row seats. You obviously love the tennis material.