Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 8:22 PM BSTBarack Obama vs John McCaine, McCaine gets a big stick.
This is a tricky one. I originally thought McCain because his name sounds a bit like John McClane (Bruce Willis' character in Die Hard). But then we all know who Obama sounds like...but Bruce is very good at dealing with terrorists. So John McCain it is!
John. No contest, stick regardless.
Andy Murray vs. Charles Hawtrey.
Keith Moon v Alvin Stardust
Gordon Breastswamp v Alan Titsmarsh
Magic Roundabout v Spaghetti Junction
Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2008, 11:32 PM BSTKeith Moon v Alvin Stardust
Gordon Breastswamp v Alan Titsmarsh
Magic Roundabout v Spaghetti Junction
Yes - well!
Roskoff v Bob Flemming.
Quote: sootyj @ May 16 2008, 10:31 AM BSTDoberman, versus spider monkey riding on the back of a beagle?
Does the monkey have a gun?
Don't they always?
Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2008, 11:32 PM BSTKeith Moon v Alvin Stardust Stardust, Alvin Stardust he's like an evil Cliff Richard 9alright more evil)
Gordon Breastswamp v Alan Titsmarsh Alan, who can stand against Englands worst writer of sex scenes.
Magic Roundabout v Spaghetti Junction Spaghetti Junction, Magic ROundabouts French.
Quote: Timbo @ June 26 2008, 11:46 PM BSTDoes the monkey have a gun?
Now that's just being ridiculous
Quote: Aaron @ June 26 2008, 10:26 PM BSTJohn. No contest, stick regardless.
Andy Murray vs. Charles Hawtrey.
Charles of course. Andy will get knocked out, but Charles just carries on (alas to the local Booze Buster most likely)
BSG vs Chortle (with a baseball bat)vs BBC Writers room (with a shitgun)
BSG. Obviously.
Of course, just checking.
The Black and White Minstrels vs The Menstrual cycle.
I'm betting Chortle actually as the majority of people on here don't seem to have actually experienced the great outdoors. Apart from putting the rubbish out and so thatobviously gives the Chortle thug squad a gritty edge.
You put the rubbish outside? You don't have a chute, to your wheely bin. The outside, it's so very, very, bright.
And there's people.
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Ha ha! You wrote shitgun, you twat.
Oh dear my spelling is so bad, I've started mocking it.
You could have pretended that it was intentional!
Never, and lose the postmodernist edge of that gag.
Besides what kind of numpty writes shitgun, as a cheap laugh?
Err, you?