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The stick, the carrot always tries to placate, the stick goes straight for the kill.

Unless it's at night, then it's advantage carrot, night vision see.

Nelson Mandela vs Robert Mugabe, bare knuckles.

Bare knuckles Mugabe wins, but Mandela does walk with that stick now so he might win, unless it's at night and Mugabe has a carrot in his pocket;)

Hmmm...according to this, a lover beats a fighter. That can't be right.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=lover&word2=fighter

Trevor Nelson v Willy Nelson v Admiral Nelson

Haven't drunk in the first two but the Admiral Nelson is not a bad pub;)

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 10:33 AM BST

Trevor Nelson v Willy Nelson v Admiral Nelson

Willy'll poke your eye out, or so I've heard.

Admiral Nelson, he's so tough, he can kiss a bloke, and still be nails.

The Dalai Lama vs a Llama.

The Llama wins in this life, the Dalai in the next.

There is no next life in buddism, it's all about reincarnation. The DL could return as a Tiger and eat the Llama.

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 26 2008, 3:28 PM BST

The Llama wins in this life, the Dalai in the next.

best response on this website. Ever.

If you ignore the fundimental ignorance of the buddist religion, yep. Humphf.

Quote: Nick Rivers @ June 26 2008, 4:19 PM BST

best response on this website. Ever.

Thanks Cool

Quote: Simon Stratton @ June 26 2008, 4:18 PM BST

There is no next life in buddism, it's all about reincarnation. The DL could return as a Tiger and eat the Llama.

Although not everyone agrees. >_<

Wow that makes Tibetan Budhists sound like Power Rangers. The Chinese are invading the temple, quick kill your selves, and reincarnate as Tigrons.

Paddington Bear vs Paddington Station vs Dead Kids TV star.

Quote: Nick Rivers @ June 26 2008, 4:19 PM BST

best response on this website. Ever.

Quite possibly, yes.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ June 26 2008, 4:18 PM BST

There is no next life in buddism, it's all about reincarnation.

That's true.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ June 26 2008, 4:18 PM BST

The DL could return as a Tiger and eat the Llama.

That's not.

Barack Obama vs John McCaine, McCaine gets a big stick.

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