Quote: zooo @ June 26 2008, 5:20 PM BSTI've got a whole island named after me!
And an indie band.
And a character from a rubbish old black & white US sitcom about weirdos.And if you count Laurasia, I'm the old name for a continent. (or something of that nature. I don't know. I'm not a geographer for christ's sake. Stop badgering me!)
There's no island called Zooo. You, miss, are a liar!
All right then.
Every single zoo in the world is named after meeee!! (Except Bristol zoo, cos it's crap.)
Ha!
I win.
What about London Zoo? That's crap as well.
I've never been!
Or to Bristol zoo!
I was just talking out of my bum.
Does "kind of ginger" count as a minority?
How about sane?
Quote: zooo @ June 26 2008, 5:35 PM BSTI've never been!
Or to Bristol zoo!
I was just talking out of my bum.
Bristol zoo! What about it?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 26 2008, 1:11 PM BSTIs it Hitler?
LOL. Brilliant. 
Quote: swerytd @ June 26 2008, 2:02 PM BSTNo-one tell him about that wheel-thing that cuts pizzas -- it'll blow his mind!
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 26 2008, 4:13 PM BSTI've got a piece of medical apparatus, in use throughout the world, named after me. So there, Bussell.
What the hell is a bai- HO HO HO, nevermind. 
Quote: Deferenz @ June 26 2008, 4:25 PM BSTI'm Left handed and it causes problems. Not for me but for others. They think it's odd and I get called 'cack handed' (sp?) all the time which I really hate. The worst situation I can remember for being 'left' was setting up for a family party. I was cutting up bits of cake and some relative on my wife's side noticed I was left handed. He rushed over to me and snatched the knife out of my hand and said he would do the cutting because he couldn't abide watching me use the 'wrong' hand. I waited for the punchline but he was actually serious.
Oh and I was born in Wales and have a Welsh birth certificate. So I get called Welsh. No offense to any Welsh people but I'm not Welsh, I'm English. My parents just happened to be in Wales at the time due to my dad's job and we moved back to England months later. I'm English godamit!!
I want a 'Free the Left Handed Englishman Day' in my honour and to celebrate you can all have the day off work too.
Def.
Now that REALLY sucks. 
(The left-handed thing is both shocking and amusing though.)
Quote: David Bussell @ June 26 2008, 4:44 PM BSTI just found a Bussellton (not to be confused with Busselltown)too...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busselton
I like to think I'd he honoured as a God should I ever make the trip to Western Australia.
A god to convicts? Yeah. Something to shout about... 
Quote: zooo @ June 26 2008, 5:31 PM BSTAll right then.
Every single zoo in the world is named after meeee!! (Except Bristol zoo, cos it's crap.)
Ha!
I win.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 26 2008, 5:34 PM BSTWhat about London Zoo? That's crap as well.
I'll have you know that it's now called ZSL London Zoo.
F**king stupid name IMO, but heyho.
Quote: zooo @ June 26 2008, 5:35 PM BSTI was just talking out of my bum.
That sounds rather intriguing.
Quote: Charly @ June 26 2008, 6:29 PM BSTDoes "kind of ginger" count as a minority?
Wow, are you another person who is "kind of ginger" then?!
Quote: NickTheDon @ June 26 2008, 7:36 PM BSTWow, are you another person who is "kind of ginger" then?!
I thought you people called it strawberry blonde.
I live in a Chavtown. I demand a cattleprod so I can feel like an equal member of society! >: D I mean... 
please?
EDIT: and an evil smiley that looks like this: >: D but without the gap, but doesn't come out as >
I shall think about it. Hmmmmm.
I want a bear smiley and I want it now. (Stamps foot in dramatic way.)
With honey?
In case you hadn't noticed, I'm bald.
Special treatment requires me to have friends and close family members to remind me on a daily basis that I am in fact hairless, via charming nicknames like "Baldrick" (sis), "Balda" (said whilst slapping forehead by Jon my mate), and the good old fashioned "Slappy Slapster" which my son calls me.
But what help you integrate? A wig, a hat, a big set of electric sheep shears to shave the head of those who mock you.
Or perhaps Micheal Chickliss, and Telly Savalas to follow you around, showing how cool,bald guys can be.
Or perhaps Michael Chiklis and Andy Parsons to send mixed messages...
Dan