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So, most of the non English people you know who now live in England live in London?
Right. That's fine then. And to be expected, it's the largest city.

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2008, 5:43 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Just call me Bernard. Cool

Yes.

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2008, 5:39 PM BST

I quite liked Nigella Lawson's imaginary life on her TV show. Lalala, I think I'll do some 'work' in my lovely office on the fourth floor of my beautiful London townhouse, then tootle the kids to school in a black cab, and have a divine little party with all my multicultural friends in the evening.

Yes, that looked lovely! :)

Quote: zooo @ June 22 2008, 5:45 PM BST

So, most of the non English people you know who now live in England live in London?
Right. That's fine then. And to be expected, it's the largest city.

And the most cultural and ethnically diverse and everyfink.

I went to London yesterday. It was very... Londony.

I've been to London once, several years ago.
I'd love to go there again sometimes, and for more than a couple of days. A week would suffice, I guess.

Whenever I go to london I still get a ridiculous childlike thrill wandering around all the great sites, thinking, "Wow, I'm actually in London, the capital of Britain... Hope that black guy doesn't stab me."

Oh dear. Maybe you should stay in Lillywhitehampton.

Quote: chipolata @ June 26 2008, 3:20 PM BST

"Wow, I'm actually in London, the capital of Britain... Hope that black guy doesn't stab me."

Ha ha ha!

Racist.

Quote: chipolata @ June 26 2008, 3:20 PM BST

Whenever I go to london I still get a ridiculous childlike thrill wandering around all the great sites, thinking, "Wow, I'm actually in London, the capital of Britain... Hope that black guy doesn't stab me."

Careful what you don't wish for..it might just happen.

Could you just stab him?
Put us out of our misery. ;)

Quote: chipolata @ June 26 2008, 3:20 PM BST

Whenever I go to london I still get a ridiculous childlike thrill wandering around all the great sites, thinking, "Wow, I'm actually in London, the capital of Britain... Hope that black guy doesn't stab me."

Mind you, if he's following you about everywhere, I don't blame you for being a bit paranoid.

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2008, 5:23 PM BST

Could you just stab him?
Put us out of our misery. ;)

Or his. Rolling eyes

I follow boys around sometimes, but I'm not going to stab them...

(I don't really.)

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ June 26 2008, 5:26 PM BST

Or his. Rolling eyes

I'm thinking both. Everyone's a winner! Can't say no now.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 26 2008, 5:24 PM BST

Mind you, if he's following you about everywhere, I don't blame you for being a bit paranoid.

That'll be the weed he bought off him that's causing the paranoia. Give the guy a break, he's only following him around cos he wants paying. Streets of London aren't paved with gold you know. Don't believe the hype.

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