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I'm a minority treat me special! Page 3

Can walk with a stick until I get knackered, about 5-10 minutes, after that I cant move. Constant 'pins and needles' all day everyday down my right side.

I can now drive, with an adapted vehicle (hand controls only) so I consider myself pretty lucky reallly. By rights I should be dead or proper paralysed.

Hasn't affected by brain however so I have no excuse for the low standard of comedy that I offer:(

Blimey.

Still, you'll get no special treatment from me, you big Flump.

Strange, my wife says the same thing!

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 26 2008, 11:11 AM BST

Can walk with a stick until I get knackered, about 5-10 minutes, after that I cant move. Constant 'pins and needles' all day everyday down my right side.

I can now drive, with an adapted vehicle (hand controls only) so I consider myself pretty lucky reallly. By rights I should be dead or proper paralysed.

Hasn't affected by brain however so I have no excuse for the low standard of comedy that I offer:(

Yeah, but I stubbed my toe this morning...

Oh now that CAN hurt, you ok? Take my advice and get it checked out as soon as you can, you dont wanna end up a cripple.

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 26 2008, 11:34 AM BST

Oh now that CAN hurt, you ok? Take my advice and get it checked out as soon as you can, you dont wanna end up a cripple.

Neh, I'll be fine

Teary

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 26 2008, 11:11 AM BST

Hasn't affected by brain

We'll be the judge of that. :)

Quote: sootyj @ June 25 2008, 9:21 PM BST

That's not fair. Glasgow's got loads of chippies, apparently to save on green miles, they'll now double as funeral parlours.

A racist gag, in the I'm special thread, how naughty?

The Scottish aren't a race.

Quote: roscoff @ June 25 2008, 11:36 PM BST

I want hot and cold running honey baths with Ellie, Zooo and Aaron as my attendants. I shall make the geeky one watch as I bear shag his former concubines.

:(

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 26 2008, 10:38 AM BST

Broke my neck playing rugby, didnt realise, finished the game, walked around for three weeks in a drunken haze before seeking medical assistance. Turns out that's not standard procedure for a neck injury Errr

One specific word springs to mind: "tit".

Quote: David Chapman @ June 26 2008, 12:36 AM BST

I think I'm the only one whose birthday it is today.

(How sad is that!)

Is that today, or yesterday? Cos you wrote it at half past midnight.

It is today, innit.

All my grandparents came over from Ukraine during the war, so I'm in that minority. Also, when they did come over, the surname was spelt wrongly. As such, I am the only Dan Sweryt in the whole world! How's that for a minority?

Dan

That is rather bloody fab. I hope you've registered the associated domain names and whatnot?

How was it supposed to be spelled?

It's supposed to have a 'D' at the end, but it got anglicized due to the fact that neither of my Dad's parents could speak any English. (There is a Barbara Sweryda who I've seen in the credits to some tv shows somewhere... EDIT: Ah, yes, 'Wardrobe Mistress' on the Smoking Room http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0973855/ Her family must be from the same village.)

Also, due to relocations during the war, I have one Ukrainian grandma who speaks English with a Scottish accent and one Ukrainian grandma who speaks English with a German accent. No-one can really figure this out as they've both lived here since 1946...

Dan

Ha!
Your family sounds ace. Mine are boring. :(
I do have a Welsh sounding one though!
Well, I did.

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