Hi im new to this whole comedy writing thing. I sat down to write my first sketch but it turned into a Joke somewhere along the line. Anyway id love to get some feedback.
There was a farmer who had a single prized chicken that he loved dearly. He would enter the chicken in contest in local fairs but never won. The reason the judges gave was that he was just too small to compete with the big boys.
The farmer tried feeding him bigger and bigger portions but to no avail. After many sleepless nights thinking about his problem suddenly he had a eureka moment.
The next day in went into the nearby town and began visiting all the shoes shops he could see. Eventually he purchased the biggest pair of shoes he could find in the whole town. His wife who accompanied him was puzzled by his behaviour and she asked him "Why in the name of God did you buy those shoes there twice too big for you" and the farmer replied "You know what they say about the size of a mans shoes. The bigger they are the bigger the man’s cock.
