This does explain my tendency to throw tissue at people...
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It was a spell put on you before you were even born. Something you did in your life meant that you joined here and found about about it, otherwise you'd never have known!
(Because I'd never have made it up!)
Please don't put a spell on me!
Run Charly run! Run before she gets you, there'll be toilet paper everywhere!
I've used up all my spells of today by trying to get the courage to bug the admissions man!
Quote: PhQnix @ June 25 2008, 5:03 PM BSTRun Charly run! Run before she gets you, there'll be toilet paper everywhere!
Toilet....Waaah? 
I thought that was a bit out of your nature. Can you magic confidence out of thin air? Could I have some, please?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 25 2008, 5:04 PM BSTI've used up all my spells of today by trying to get the courage to bug the admissions man!
What admissions man?
Quote: PhQnix @ June 25 2008, 5:06 PM BSTI thought that was a bit out of your nature. Can you magic confidence out of thin air? Could I have some, please?
If I could really magic up confidence, then I'd not always put myself down so much, and would gladly give you some confidence; but I can't unfortunately! 
What do you need magic confidence for? You should have it anyway!
Quote: Charly @ June 25 2008, 5:07 PM BSTWhat admissions man?
UCL university quiff man.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 25 2008, 5:08 PM BSTIf I could really magic up confidence, then I'd not always put myself down so much, and would gladly give you some confidence; but I can't unfortunately!
Many lies! 
I need magic confidence for many, many things. Mainly for dealing with people.
You are all on detention.
Saturday detention.
Ooooooh, get Mr Potter. 
Quote: zooo @ June 25 2008, 5:13 PM BSTYou are all on detention.
Saturday detention.
Even me? Or especially me?
Quote: PhQnix @ June 25 2008, 5:12 PM BSTMany lies!
I need magic confidence for many, many things. Mainly for dealing with people.
You should have confidence anyway! I can't see any reason for you not to. And yes, I'm secretly so damning of myself to hide the fact that I've magically made myself think I'm inaccurately great.
Quote: zooo @ June 25 2008, 5:13 PM BSTYou are all on detention.
Saturday detention.
(We'll just throw notes during detention, too? I've never had a proper detention, but I'm guessing that's the normal practice...)
Everyone except me, basically.
And if you're really lucky there may be corporal punishment involved.
*gulp*