Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 10:28 PM BSTYou're not allowed to do manual labour, you'll get calloused hands.
I'm keeping you in tip top condition. I have plans...
Possibly the most sinister post ever put on the site. And that's saying something.
Which BSG member would you like as a slave? Page 5
Yay!
I win at something.
You'd better get yourself all lubed up Aaron. And not in a good way.
Quote: roscoff @ June 24 2008, 10:37 PM BSTYou'd better get yourself all lubed up Aaron. And not in a good way.
How can getting lubed up not lead to something good?!
Yes. Even that.
I don't know why you all project sexual rudeyness on to everything.
You are dirty, dirty boys.
Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 10:43 PM BST
I don't know why you all project sexual rudeyness on to everything.
You are dirty, dirty boys.
You make it too easy for us sometimes.
You have to make it harder, as the bishop said to the actress.
Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 10:28 PM BSTYou're not allowed to do manual labour, you'll get calloused hands.
I'm keeping you in tip top condition. I have plans...
Cor blimey!
My hands, I am told, are actually very soft, so you're in luck.
Quote: roscoff @ June 24 2008, 9:40 PM BSTI want Chapman as my slave so I can keep a very close eye on him. Then when death comes along I push him in the bathroom and lock him in. Then we can all live forever. Except for Chappers as I'm gonna lock him in there as well. Possibly a bad idea as death will be the one who gets the raw deal.
You only have to ask.
I'd have Ellie and Rachel as my pleasure slaves, complete with regulation Return of the Jedi tin bikinis. And Aaaron as my Grammar Slave, checking all my scripts for spelling mistakes. Oh, and Curt. Just because every proud Englishman needs a foreigner to thrash when he's had a bad day.
Hah! I have dressed up as a Star Wars character before at a convention, but it wasn't a metal bikini, it was an orange alien with two tentacles on my head. Mmmm. You love it.
I'd have Zooo as a suitor filter as she has good taste, and Aaron as the general bitch, because I'm on to a winner if he works as hard as he posts.
Quote: Rachel @ June 25 2008, 11:56 AM BSTHah! I have dressed up as a Star Wars character before at a convention, but it wasn't a metal bikini, it was an orange alien with two tentacles on my head. Mmmm. You love it.
Pics? 
I have no shame.
LOL.
Orange penises ahoy! I know, when I've been Tangoed.