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Is the glass half empty? Page 2

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 24 2008, 6:19 PM BST

The glass is half empty. And it's not even my glass.

No it's mine so get your finger outta there.

I'm a complete pessimist, in case nobody had noticed!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:21 PM BST

I'm a complete pessimist, in case nobody had noticed!

Really? when did that happen? is it part of "the change?"

Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 6:20 PM BST

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo.

No way! I can't stand emos. I'm a realist!

You are the worst thing of all.
An emo who doesn't know he's an emo.

:D

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 24 2008, 6:22 PM BST

I'm a realist!

"I'm a romantic!"

I am not saying I don't get upset and tearful and never throw all my toys out of the pram and never get my heart broken. I am not a robot! All I'm saying is that life is ongoing and there is just as much good as bad. If Molly International Superstar died for example, of course I would be in pieces for weeks but in the long run, I know that she would not be suffering or in pain anymore and that I was lucky enough to have had the best dog in the world!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:22 PM BST

"I'm a romantic!"

I'm a machine sent back from the future to kill John Conner but got tired of looking so got wasted on booze instead.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:22 PM BST

"I'm a romantic!"

I'm indecisive and that's about it?

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2008, 6:24 PM BST

I'm a machine sent back from the future to kill John Conner but got tired of looking so got wasted on booze instead.

It's was from a Cribs' song!

Quote: PhQnix @ June 24 2008, 6:25 PM BST

I'm indecisive and that's about it?

Elliot knows!

Quote: zooo @ June 24 2008, 6:22 PM BST

You are the worst thing of all.
An emo who doesn't know he's an emo.

:D

Laughing out loud

*slits wrist*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:25 PM BST

It's was from a Cribs' song!

Cribs is a band now as well!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 24 2008, 6:22 PM BST

"I'm a romantic!"

Ahh very good one! I like it.

Quote: NickTheDon @ June 24 2008, 6:26 PM BST

Laughing out loud

*slits wrist*

Dont bleed on the wood floor go and do it in the bath eas to clean up after wards.

Quote: Gavin @ June 24 2008, 6:26 PM BST

Cribs is a band now as well!

The Cribs. They're not that great at all - but I really like that song.

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