Sass. Excellent word. 
Meet the Writers callout Page 2
Sassmouth. Even better.
Satchmo
Sasquatch
Abominable Snowchuff.
Now that's just silly.
Quote: chipolata @ June 24 2008, 9:26 AM BSTFor a female perspective, you should talk to Mrs Seefacts. And ask what it's like living with the great man. Maybe ask her about the rumours that Seefacts only lets her go to bed each night after she's read one of his scripts and reassured him that he IS the future of British comedy.
I get producers to do that for me.
Now, if you'll excuse I need to think up casting ideas before my show is pitched . . .
Quote: David Bussell @ June 24 2008, 9:29 AM BSTSeefacts drawing a lot of heat lately I see.
Am I? Oh, get me!
Quote: Winterlight @ June 24 2008, 9:37 AM BSTI think I'd rather see an 'At Home With Seefacts' feature. See him carefully sculpting his beard etc.
If you SAW my beard, you know there no 'carefully sculpting' ever.
And I've been downgrading it to stubble.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 24 2008, 10:19 AM BSTI love Seefacts. He's got Truth Tourettes, like Jim Carrey in that rubbish film.
The Mask?
You've made me iMDB it now, you buggers.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ June 24 2008, 10:19 AM BSTI love Seefacts. He's got Truth Tourettes, like Jim Carrey in that rubbish film.
Having spoken a lot recently to Seefacts I can assure you he is a really nice guy. Well, compared with me... but then I'm a right c**t.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 24 2008, 3:26 PM BSTHaving spoken a lot recently to Seefacts I can assure you he is a really nice guy. Well, compared with me... but then I'm a right c**t.
Thanks, dad.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 24 2008, 3:36 PM BSTYou're welcome, son.
Any more casting ideas for me? I put yours forward (claiming it as mine obviously!) so if you get any other brain waves, email me.
Quote: Seefacts @ June 24 2008, 3:37 PM BSTAny more casting ideas for me? I put yours forward (claiming it as mine obviously!) so if you get any other brain waves, email me.
Christ, Seefacts, I'll see what I can do. I have enough trouble coming up with casting ideas for my own stuff, as you know.
Quote: Tim Walker @ June 24 2008, 3:44 PM BSTChrist, Seefacts, I'll see what I can do. I have enough trouble coming up with casting ideas for my own stuff, as you know.
Bah, excuses! Typical NHS.
Are you a script doctor, Tim?