I hold doors open for anyone, it's just politeness.
I really hate it when they just walk off without saying anything though, or don't even look at you, like you're they're fecking butler.
I wish I'd slammed it in their face at that point.
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Quote: ian_w @ May 20 2008, 2:27 PM BSTI hold doors open for anyone, it's just politeness.
I really hate it when they just walk off without saying anything though, or don't even look at you, like you're they're fecking butler.
I wish I'd slammed it in their face at that point.
Just say quite loudly "my pleasure" or "have a nice day" in your best patronising voice and smile
I do that! Say something like "Oh that's ok!" or just smile very obviously.
I always wait for the old lady with the bags of shopping. Then just as she gets to the door close it really hard. Oh the chaos. How we laughed. Look, everybody needs a hobby.
Quote: Alan Cornforth @ May 20 2008, 2:37 PM BSTJust say quite loudly "my pleasure" or "have a nice day" in your best patronising voice and smile
Yeah I always say 'your quite welcome', but I do it under my breath I'm such a coward 
I had quite a nice thing said about me yesterday, to dredge up this thread!
One of my friends said "Y'know when I said before you looked like some obscure actress and you went blank? Well, thinking of it I think you look more like Liv Tyler."
I thought it was nice, anyway!
I Google Imaged her and got porn.
Yeah I google imaged Robyn and got porn as well - naughty floozy
You Google imaged *me* and got porn!?
(Shhh! Nobody's meant to know about that! 
)
Are you sure that that was Google and not Paedogle?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 7:02 PM BSTYou Google imaged *me* and got porn!?
(Shhh! Nobody's meant to know about that!
*runs over to Google*
Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2008, 7:04 PM BST
*runs over to Google*
Nah, no luck. Only that cute singer girl.
I'm also a film character! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0587730/
And you've suddenly turned black as well!