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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:13 PM BST

:O I feel so misled! Here we all were thinking you'd quit! :P
How was school?

Typical man they're all the same liars the lot of them.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:13 PM BST

:O I feel so misled! Here we all were thinking you'd quit! :P
How was school?

The intention was that I'd quit. But really I just swore a lot. In the cold clear light of day I realise I want the money, and I don't want to do a proper job. I'm a bad person, I should've delivered the papers.

And school was boring, as always.

Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 6:15 PM BST

Typical man they're all the same liars the lot of them.

But if you're a man, then you're a liar too. So maybe you're lying about men being liars?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 6:15 PM BST

I'm a bad person, I should've delivered the papers.

And school was boring, as always.

You're not a bad person - you just had a bad day with it is all.

What lessons did you have? Your English lessons don't sound boring for one!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:17 PM BST

You're not a bad person - you just had a bad day with it is all.

What lessons did you have? Your English lessons don't sound boring for one!

Thanks. I shouldn't have thrown them away though.

We're studying Blake in our English lessons now. Songs of Innocence and Experience. Looks like it'll be quite good.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 6:18 PM BST

Thanks. I shouldn't have thrown them away though.

We're studying Blake in our English lessons now. Songs of Innocence and Experience. Looks like it'll be quite good.

It'll all work out. I'll cast a spell to make sure.

Blake! *shudders* Just remember that if your teacher asks you for a theme, be sure to say sex and religion every time!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:20 PM BST

It'll all work out. I'll cast a spell to make sure.

Yay!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:20 PM BST

Blake! *shudders* Just remember that if your teacher asks you for a theme, be sure to say sex and religion every time!

Well today's poems were about children. References to sex probably would've caused a bit of a stir.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 5:58 PM BST

Are they not? Did I miss this life-lesson?

He's just bitter because he can't get nerdy girls.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 6:25 PM BST

Well today's poems were about children. References to sex probably would've caused a bit of a stir.

The Ecchoing Green? If so, the oak of "under the oak, among the old folk", is a phallic symbol of protection. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:27 PM BST

The Ecchoing Green? If so, the oak of "under the oak, among the old folk", is a phallic symbol of protection. Whistling nnocently

Infant Joy and Infant Sorrow actually. Also: "among the old folk?" Eww.

Oh they're sex too! "groan'd" and "wept" being prime examples!
I'm quite worried that I can say Infant Sorrow by heart.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:31 PM BST

Oh they're sex too! "groan'd" and "wept" being prime examples!
I'm quite worried that I can say Infant Sorrow by heart.

I'm quite worried you found sex in those. Especially 'wept' - I knew you liked BDSM! :P

It quite obviously was when you put it with the rhythmic metre! It's the duality that to get what Blake saw as the ultimate innocence, you had to have what he saw as the ultimate experience! I'm not doing well at digging myself out of this, am I?

Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 6:15 PM BST

I should've delivered the papers.

They weren't even papers though, were they? You said that they were leaflets. Stop talking yourself up! :P

(Ooo, look at my purdee post count!)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:17 PM BST

But if you're a man, then you're a liar too. So maybe you're lying about men being liars?

In which case he's telling the truth. In which case he's lying. In which case he's telling the truth. In which case he's lying. In whi- *disappears in a puff of logic*

Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2008, 6:42 PM BST

They weren't even papers though, were they? You said that they were leaflets. Stop talking yourself up! :P

(Ooo, look at my purdee post count!)

I think it was the leaflets *from* the papers he had to deliver!

(Ooo, look at your new avatar, too!)

Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2008, 6:43 PM BST

In which case he's telling the truth. In which case he's lying. In which case he's telling the truth. In which case he's lying. In whi- *disappears in a puff of logic*

I was going to argue myself in a circle like that but decided against it! It was Maths Challenge all over again! Teary

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 6:27 PM BST

The Ecchoing Green? If so, the oak of "under the oak, among the old folk", is a phallic symbol of protection. Whistling nnocently

Sounds like a phallic symbol of f**king grannies.

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