Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 5:37 PM BSTI thought everyone knew this by now! It's the box my parents made of embarrassing things I did when I was little, which they intend to brign out and hand round at my wedding reception.
LOL!!!!! Thats brilliant!
Top dollar to them.
Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 5:38 PM BSTLOL!!!!! Thats brilliant!
I'm trying to find it, so it can be burnt. 
Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2008, 5:38 PM BSTIt's a euphemism. You know, unlock the 'wedding box'.
Euphemism for a ladies birth canal?
Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 5:35 PM BSTBeing a big fairy your self 'an all
I'm quite short actually.
Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2008, 5:38 PM BSTIt's a euphemism. You know, unlock the 'wedding box'.
Is it wrong that I laughed?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 5:39 PM BSTI'm trying to find it, so it can be burnt.
You'll never find it parent hide things really well, they did give you your brain so they'll know where you'll look.
Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 5:39 PM BSTEuphemism for a ladies birth canal?
Yep, pretty much.
Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 5:40 PM BSTIs it wrong that I laughed?
Probably more wrong that I did!
Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 5:40 PM BSTYou'll never find it parent hide things really well, they did give you your brain so they'll know where you'll look.
I will find it! One day!
Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 5:40 PM BSTI'm quite short actually.
John Inman wasn't a giant.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 5:41 PM BSTI will find it! One day!
Your wedding day?
Quote: PhQnix @ June 23 2008, 5:42 PM BSTYour wedding day?
If I have to wait until then, I'll make sure the church is near a lake I can chuck it into or something.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 5:43 PM BSTIf I have to wait until then, I'll make sure the church is near a lake I can chuck it into or something.
But your a girl...you'll have to be in the water to actually throw it in.
If it's a big lake, then I can just throw it like I normally do (inaccurately and pathetically) and it'll go in.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 5:45 PM BSTIf it's a big lake, then I can just throw it like I normally do (inaccurately and pathetically) and it'll go in.
You'll probably fall over first, and have to go to A&E to get a embarrasing item removed from your Rectum.
I'm not *that* bad at throwing! I'm used to it from people constantly asking to borrow a spare pen.