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How come you went to bed so late?

I went to bed at ten-I just couldn't sleep!

:(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 2:28 PM BST

I went to bed at ten-I just couldn't sleep!

how come?

Masturbating, obviously. Rolling eyes

Wait, that's Ellie.

Quote: Gavin @ June 23 2008, 2:29 PM BST

how come?

I don't know. I think I was too warm, or it was because I'd been reading a lot in the day or something...

Quote: Aaron @ June 23 2008, 2:31 PM BST

Masturbating, obviously. Rolling eyes

Wait, that's Ellie.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 2:32 PM BST

I don't know. I think I was too warm, or it was because I'd been reading a lot in the day or something...

mmm well if you can't sleep tonight I got a pile of work to do you could help with that.

I got home after Spanish and went straight to bed still in the clothes I'd been to school in and all-but only slept for an hour.:(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 2:35 PM BST

I got home after Spanish and went straight to bed still in the clothes I'd been to school in and all-but only slept for an hour.:(

...good?

I'm still really tired! So not good! :(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 2:38 PM BST

I'm still really tired! So not good! :(

Go to bed or lie on the couch and have a nap?

I won't sleep tonight if I do that-but I'm so tired now! Catch-22! I'm just going to occupy myself somehow I think.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 23 2008, 2:40 PM BST

I won't sleep tonight if I do that-but I'm so tired now! Catch-22! I'm just going to occupy myself somehow I think.

Learn to fly a plane

I was thinking more along the lines of sorting out some photos I had lol!

Go out for a nice walk. Avoid Horlicks or Ovaltine. Follow my advice and you'll stay awake, no trouble.

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