What are you listening to now? Page 231
What the hell??????
Well that's just strange.
An audience member threw it.
They probably weren't aiming for his eye. But who knows!
What happened?
He went BLINNND!
I don't know. he probably got a bit annoyed. 
ROFL
He looks a bit annoyed.
I think that's understandable seeing as someone just chucked a lollipop at his eye!
The perils of being on stage.
I hope that doesn't happen during Tennant's Hamlet.
Or you would attack/smite the culprit?
Oh Ophelia, I-AUCH!! OK, who threw that?
He should just wear protective glasses.
His poor eyes!
I think he might just carry on, actually. That, or have a hissy fit.
Mr. Brightside by The Killers.
He'd probably have a good old suck on it.
He can suck my lollipop any time.
(I am aware that doesn't work...)