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NO FRENCH.

NO CAPITALS

NO MINERS

Tag you're on it NO returns.

My parents are making me go to France. Any ideas of how to damage the plane/murder said parents/survive when I get there?

Glare at people. A lot. Look down on them with the contempt they deserve.

You really hate the French don't you.

Yep.

My French teacher is even now hunting you down. You could say she is patriotic.

Quote: Charly @ June 22 2008, 12:40 PM BST

My French teacher is even now hunting you down. You could say she is patriotic.

Yeh but all he'll need to do is raise his fist and the French genes in her will cause her to flee.

You could also say that she is effectively dead.

Quote: Gavin @ June 22 2008, 12:41 PM BST

Yeh but all he'll need to do is raise his fist and the French genes in her will cause her to flee.

Laughing out loud

I'll tell her. She's creepy anyway.

Quote: Charly @ June 22 2008, 12:42 PM BST

I'll tell her. She's creepy anyway.

Does she have armpit hair?

I bet she bathes in garlic purée.

To be honest I don't even want to find out the answers to those two questions. Although Aaron seemed pretty sure.

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