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Fair enough. Cheers for the considered answer. I was merely seeking other views, and judging by (the very talented) AJP's contribution, I feel totally humiliated for having read a thread entitled "Blair" expecting it to have any comedic value.
To atone for my sins, I can only say: Aaron u are a stuck up boring old twat that needs life and should go screw wheeler up the arse as ure both gay

Ha ha, no no, quite alright.

Who is meant to replace him!?

Being in Australia the only news we get here are about Aussies...they ARE the ONLY country that matters in the world to report about...so my lack of knowledge is understandable.

In fact - todays ground breaking news is "A Darwin businessman says he has found Lasseter's Reef, the legendary and possibly imaginary gold deposit first discovered more than 100 years ago in desert country west of Alice Springs."

WOW...I am so informed!

Haha, that's brilliant.

And the answer... Well we don't know for sure. But it's almost certain to be Gordon Brown, the current Chancellor.

Thought it would be! Thanks! :)

Second top story for today: "A new collectable toy which transforms into a replica weapon has been seized by Customs in Sydney because it can be mistaken for a real weapon."

On the subject of Gordon Brown, a girl friend of mine who isn't at all bad looking declared that she found Gordon Brown attractive, without a hint of comedy.

Now thats comedy.

I think she just needs cock, so if anyone is in the Manchester area...

I'm on the train (ow shite that makes me sound desperate)
p.s (i'm still on the train though desperate or not)

I only recently found out Gordon Brown has a glass eye... there's got to be a good joke about that out there somewhere?!?

In the land of the blind....................

Quote: Ed Parnell @ May 11, 2007, 12:59 AM

At the risk of legal action, I find the man detestable. the fact he has announced June 27 is probably more to do with there's nothing left to f**k up.

That's the day after my birthday (hint hint). I hope he doesn't f**k it up for me.

With views of the Thames, and soon excellent views of the Houses of Parliment, it has cost the country millions since the turn of the century.

The British Airways London "Glass" Eye.

I remember the days...When Maggie was PM...The miners on strike...Derek Hatton in Liverpool...Labour being left wing.

Quote: Mark @ May 11, 2007, 9:25 AM

I only recently found out Gordon Brown has a glass eye... there's got to be a good joke about that out there somewhere?!?

It was recently annouced that Daniel Craig will be replaced by the chancellor who will star in the next Bond movie...'Gordoneye'

I can hear the groans already

Quote: Mark @ May 11, 2007, 9:25 AM

I only recently found out Gordon Brown has a glass eye... there's got to be a good joke about that out there somewhere?!?

Really? Where? I hadn't heard about that myself!

Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ May 11, 2007, 10:25 AM

I remember the days...When Maggie was PM...The miners on strike...Derek Hatton in Liverpool...Labour being left wing.

Ahhh... those were the days, eh?

Quote: ajp29 @ May 11, 2007, 11:22 AM

It was recently annouced that Daniel Craig will be replaced by the chancellor who will star in the next Bond movie...'Gordoneye'

Wow... you're quick!

Quote: Aaron @ May 11, 2007, 11:30 AM

Really? Where? I hadn't heard about that myself!

Quite admirably (not that I like him mind) Brown doesn't mention it or draw attention to it so I don't think it is a well publicised fact. I think I'm right in saying it is his left eye. It was the result of a rugby accident at uni or something like that. I'm not 100% sure I'm correct though I must admit.

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