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Quote: Aaron @ June 13 2008, 1:47 AM BST

Do elaborate?

I used to enjoy writing heron literature when I was 18. Come my 19th birthday, my heron interest had reached fever pitch. I told my parents that for my birthday I wanted a plastic heron. And get me one they did! I named him Mr Heron.

Fatefully, my 19th birthday just happened to fall on September 11th 2001.

I often think that the arrival of Mr Heron was some sort of sign as to what would unfold later that day. If only I'd have known.

You may think I'm nuts, but one day I sat Mr Heron at our living room table and hand a 'mock argument' with him. And yes, I was wearing an all in one paper overall thing at the time.

The things you do as a teenager, eh?!

LOL. I'm not sure if that is brilliant or disturbing. Possibly both?

Quote: Winterlight @ June 13 2008, 4:22 PM BST

I used to enjoy writing heron literature when I was 18. Come my 19th birthday, my heron interest had reached fever pitch. I told my parents that for my birthday I wanted a plastic heron. And get me one they did! I named him Mr Heron.

Fatefully, my 19th birthday just happened to fall on September 11th 2001.

I often think that the arrival of Mr Heron was some sort of sign as to what would unfold later that day. If only I'd have known.

You may think I'm nuts, but one day I sat Mr Heron at our living room table and hand a 'mock argument' with him. And yes, I was wearing an all in one paper overall thing at the time.

The things you do as a teenager, eh?!

I'd like to think that was all fiction. I said I'd like to think.

I am happy to report that I have just shaved for the first time since Sunday.

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD.

*strokes smooth-once-again skin*

I'd just like to thank two special friends:

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It depends. I don't like full on beards. They scratch my face when kissing and distract me when I can see something caught up in it. A small pigeon for example. I honestly think it depends on the man. Sometimes it comes over a sexy stubble, other times you look like a tramp.

Agree totally with Rubes. I love a rugged looking man - I do not love stubble rash!

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This is acceptable.

But you will notice he is lovely and smooth chin wise.
And has teh awesome sideburns.

Definitely head of the London Derriere club

Oh yes.

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2008, 12:39 AM BST
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This is acceptable.

That was wrrroongggg!

What was wrrroongggg?

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2008, 12:39 AM BST
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This is acceptable.

But you will notice he is lovely and smooth chin wise.
And has teh awesome sideburns.

I didn't know The Brotherhood of Man were still going...

Quote: zooo @ June 21 2008, 12:42 AM BST

What was wrrroongggg?

That. *points*

Anything looks right on Mr. Giles!

Quote: Timbo @ June 21 2008, 12:42 AM BST

I didn't know The Brotherhood of Man were still going...

Which one of the two women does it remind you of Timbo?

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