I have no homophobic tendencies my good man, and am rather annoyed that you imply I have.
I find that just as offensive.
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woah, woah... easy. That was supposed to be a joke. I keep forgetting it's sometimes hard to pick out the tone of a post from the text alone. Should have added one of these:
I'm glad were friends again. Go on, pop your midriff back on I was only kidding as well
Nah... it was too gay!
Easy, you bloody homophobe! 
Why is everyone so worried about being homophobic? Its not like theres a law against, oh wait yes there is 
Quote: David Chapman @ May 10, 2007, 12:36 PMThere's some bloke who does celebrate Christmas everyday. keeps decorations all year and dresses like Santa I understand. Maybe he should have just one day off a year.
He had to convert to chicken (I think it was) when that whole turkey thing kicked off a few months back.
Quote: ajp29 @ May 10, 2007, 5:02 PMWhy is everyone so worried about being homophobic? Its not like theres a law against, oh wait yes there is
I've got nothing against gays - I just wouldn't want them around my kids.
Quote: Aaron @ May 10, 2007, 5:14 PMI've got nothing against gays - I just wouldn't want them around my kids.
Have you got any kids?
Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ May 10, 2007, 2:58 PMYou mean they're still called that... and not named after an awful American version?
I really liked 'Marathon'... dammit! And 'Opal Fruits'...
*Sigh*
And please no-one ask if anyone remembers 'Spangles'. We ALL remember 'Spangles'... even if some of us are too young to have actually eaten them.
I liked the orange ones.
Darren you have a such impressive signature!
I was into Space Dust.
Quote: David Chapman @ May 10, 2007, 6:14 PMHave you got any kids?
He was only joking!
(Plus he's not old enough to have kids. I don't think he's hit puberty yet.)
Cheeky bitch! 
...But quite. I was, and I don't.
Quote: Jude @ May 10, 2007, 7:56 PMDarren you have a such impressive signature!
I was into Space Dust.
I remember giving space dust to my cat...
How?
I put some dust on my finger and he licked it off.
Cats looking confused is always great fun.