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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2008, 6:24 PM BST

You should join ours. Could work...? It's an open debate next week-knife crime!

Yeah. You set up a laptop and I'll type you my carefully worded responses.

Quote: Alan C @ June 19 2008, 6:24 PM BST

Nope you joined a sitcom forum instead ... Aaron he's here ;)

Shh you. :P

Quote: PhQnix @ June 19 2008, 6:26 PM BST

Yeah. You set up a laptop and I'll type you my carefully worded responses.

Done! Formulate your ideas, and I'll steal them. Cool

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2008, 6:27 PM BST

Done! Formulate your ideas, and I'll steal them. Cool

About knife crime?

Section off Croydon and then discount them from the statistics. Problem solved.

Quote: PhQnix @ June 19 2008, 6:29 PM BST

About knife crime?

Section off Croydon and then discount them from the statistics. Problem solved.

I thought you were gonna say and discount them from Woolworths - knives that is

Quote: PhQnix @ June 19 2008, 6:29 PM BST

About knife crime?

Section off Croydon and then discount them from the statistics. Problem solved.

Laughing out loud That deserves to go onto my poster.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2008, 6:37 PM BST

Laughing out loud That deserves to go onto my poster.

What's it about? I'm struggling to find a poster which would require that quote? Tourism in Croydon perhaps?

It's about the open debate-to try to get people to come. Maybe I'll use it in my Vice President speech. "I would section Croydon."

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2008, 6:41 PM BST

It's about the open debate-to try to get people to come. Maybe I'll use it in my Vice President speech. "I would section Croydon."

Laughing out loud

It's hard to argue with that policy. There isn't even anything you would have to salvage, it's a vacuum of taste and culture.

It's better than my opponent's policy of a debating FA Cup.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2008, 6:45 PM BST

It's better than my opponent's policy of a debating FA Cup.

Laughing out loud Oh dear. How would that work? One on one debates until there is an eventual winner?

Yep, and lots more complicated things to do with heats and play-offs. I got very confused, and we all laughed at him a little bit-though I felt mean after, until my friend gave me a lecture on how I'm cute when I eat biscuits. :S

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2008, 6:50 PM BST

Yep, and lots more complicated things to do with heats and play-offs. I got very confused, and we all laughed at him a little bit-though I felt mean after, until my friend gave me a lecture on how I'm cute when I eat biscuits. :S

Bad ideas get laughed at. That's the cynical world of the debating society.

Who's this friend, eh? He got a bit of a thing for you?

Scatters and the biscuit boy girl sitting in a tree...

I'm as bad as Aaron now aren't I?

You would be, if the friend were male. Maybe you're worse in that case! :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 19 2008, 6:52 PM BST

You would be, if the friend were male. Maybe you're worse in that case! :P

I've corrected that now. I think I've accused you of lesbianism before so this is merely an extension of formerly seen personality traits.

Everyone's accused me of lesbianism at least once I think! Espcially with this friend, seeing as she fuels it! I was pretending not to talk to her on Tuesday because she was mean, but could only keep it up for half an hour!

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